How can I help?
That is all.
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by never ever...ever ever ever....ever...posting again. ever.
ever. |
Send me money.
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Get down on your knees and start sucking.
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haha I love you guys.
You guys are great. Really make a fellar feel welcome. |
yea..much on the same line as snake...
empty your bank account and send it to me. i'd even settle for a back rub. |
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Wow.
I dont even remember posting this. God bless Vodka. |
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Nice to see that you are taking the time to tell me that.
This place is called Drunken Stepfather, right? "Mistakes" are going to happen or am I understanding that too literally? Also, nice to see you are a fan of American Psycho. I saw that Patrick Bateman was a new member, so that must be a treat. You guys can like have a convention about a sub-par, overrated movie. |
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Tits!
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First off, what the fucks a drive hard?
Second, that wasnt even from the spank bank, check the huge areola thread for shit I dig, the file will be the one with decent sized nips. That is spank bank. This was just a quick, lets get this poser distracted with what they want and move on with life. I'll get right to work on the whole REAL woman task... Btw, glad to see we are continuing to escelate my drunken mistake to two random strangers making dumb remarks back and forth to one and another. God bless the internet. |
Drive Hard is a typo.
If you don't want strangers to be making remarks at each other, STFU. |
Thought I was supposed to GTFO?
Now its STFU? Hmm :/ haha |
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Ok, I'll work on that too.
Thanks for the pep talk, chief. Appreciated. |
Just thought I would add my two cents here.
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Guv...do you need the American's to come save your ass AGAIN!!!
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did you scare him off?
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Nope. I just got bored of this guy really fucking quick, too.
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And here is me giving a shit what you want, brother.
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Agreed, furthest things from being brother.
And I thought you were English? I mean you did point out how you "ain't American" Shouldn't you have a grasp of how to speak it? I not impressed by your flaming ability. And yes, you are a flamer. Fag. |
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. That aside, I'm sure in your perfect fucking existence you never made a simple mistake like a typo! And no, I'm not a flamer. The flamers on this site can't even be bother to come and flame you. I only do it if I'm bored. |
Kudos for the edit. Tops, guv!
I have made lots of typos. I am going to make one now... Pobs is a hetorosexual. Frick, I always seem to miss the homo row when I type out my hate towards others. |
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. 1) Yes, I edited my post. So it made sense. If you weren't meant to do this, you wouldn't be able to! 2) It wasn't me who said that I "ain't american", it was Boon. However, he is correct, I am not american. 3) My pregnant wife is proof I'm hetrosexual. Not that I need to prove myself to you. 4) You are clearly a very boring, cunt n00b with fuck all to offer this site. So I'm done with you. |
Before you are "done with me", I just wish you would have added this to your list:
5) My mullet-hawk ownz you! |
Nigel, how can I put this to you so you can understand.
1. Please contribute something to this forum instead of whatever it is you're doing now because it's getting old and tired. 2. Do some fucking research as a n00b first before you attempt to flame another member. The vets here know each others styles a little more than you do at this point right now. 3. Please contribute something to this forum. 4. Give me a world class rimjob and eat my shit via dirrahea milkshake (See my kinky vid thread). 5. Pobs is British (through no fault of his own) but more than a man than you could ever be since he has inserted his penis into a womans vagina. 7. I want to have a 5-way with Amy, Jo, Cellany and Suz!!! :cool: Code:
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I'd love to be able to contribute. I am offering up my opinion and am getting pretty much told STFU at every avenue. Granted, my opinions are apparently shite, but at least I am making an effort.
I only flame those that flame me. I'll go back to lurking and try and understand the ways of the DSF handjobs that appear to be going on around here. Thanks for the tidbits. |
Running away is exactly the reason why you are getting the reception you are presently getting. Post some pics or a video or some games/software.
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I aint running away. And considering I have been flamed 3 times now by different "vets" this weekend alone, I think I am standing out pretty well so far.
And not sure what more I can contribute, I spose I could kick down my neighbors door and fuck his wife whilst filming the mother fucker, but I am not sure a felony works for me. |
Well you'd have my vote for n00b of the year that's for sure!!!:D
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Thanks. The depraved porn vote was difficult for me, but I am glad that I have your vote.
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Nigel, nice to see you are holding your own around here.
i don't want to get yet another "please delete my account... DSFers are too mean to me, wah wah" PM! Stick around. That's the best way to anger everyone :D :D |
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