DAE have sex with roadkill?
 

Sometimes I see a dead skunk, or opposum in the road, and think to myself "Man, that skunk has a nice ass." If its dark and secluded, i will just pull over and fuck the hell out of it right there. If I cant do it there, i will usually pick it up and bring it home. This all started when i was younger and found a dead monkey in the woods. At least I think it was a monkey. Anyhoo, I had sex with that thing constantly for about 3 days, and then it just disappeared. Since then, I estimate that I have fucked at least 200 dead animals. Anyone else?

No one cares, Bob

I wonder if giving rep to 'anonymous' goes back to the real OP, or a pool of peeps who post as 'anonymous' ?

Maybe if it was a mammal named Adriana Lima, and it was still warm.
Please post pics next time, it will lend credibility to your story. :)

DAE have sex with your mom?

You guys could have sex with my mom, but bring some lube because she's been decaying in a box for 13 years. *snicker* ;)

Hope you brought your own lube......

Sometimes, when I was with my second wife, it looked like I was fucking roadkill.