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My cable system now has Brazzers channel on it! I found out by finding a notice in the trash that it was now available and I could call and add it. I got on the phone and pressed all the right buttons, it told me my subscription failed. I got transferred to a woman that bitched at me for trying to order such material and that I had no right to do so. I was really confused why she took that tone with me, since I was only calling in response to an offer they had sent me.

I mentioned to my wife that I had gotten an email saying that our system was adding some adult channels. I told her I was thinking about getting them.

She said, Go ahead and try. That she had opened a letter to us and had called and told them that we had a teenage son (we don't) and that he will be trying to add that to our cable subscription, and that in no case were they to allow it be added for any reason.

I tried to order it last night via the remote on the TV, and she had enabled the Parental Controls on the goddamn cable box.

But I don't think she understands the Internet very well. Since I can get all the porn I want on it for free. Hey wait a minute......

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Her first thought was that you were going to do that and she tried to hide it and actually called? :evillol

Seriously though, :wtf:

Paranoid much? :eek:

She may not understand the Internet, but she's totally got your number. :D

What?

Looking for porn on cable? and, no, What?

First why were you digging in the trash? Second why would anyone pay for porn on cable.

Not paranoid, she knows me.


I have been slow to learn this.


Not digging, dumping the coffee grounds and there the flier was, right on top. Almost like she had placed it there to tempt me. I think she just toys with me, like a tiger before eating its catch.


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