pretty sure you would know right away if something went in the backdoor...

I think a rule of thumb should be if you're not ready to stick a tongue back there then it prolly won't happen. Every time I've had anal for the first time in a relationship the first time has started out in the bathroom showering and cleaning up.

Also it helps if shes about to get off and you get a finger in, do it often enough and mentally anal will be linked to an orgasm. The last ex couldn't really orgasm from the g-spot vaginally but when we got good with the anal all of a sudden she was having the most violent orgasms. One time she knocked me off the bed :p

was a wedding gift to hubby and it felt like i was pooping

ok girls, but what do you do if you got one on deck?

did you keep the receipt?

LOL! :D

AKA snickerdick. Just don't look down and make a b line to the shower

lol, snickerdick....with nuts?

Depends on what she had for lunch :(

hopefully not corn!