DAE wife/GF over react when she catches you looking at porn
 

DAE wife or GF go crazy when they catch you looking at porn? I don't actually look at that much porn any more. but we only have one computer in the house and occasionally I leave something up on the screen. Then it turns into a whole big emotional drawn out thing. She is self conscious. I try an tell her it's a normal guy thing it has no reflection on her. WTF.

I've never left anything up on the screen before, but she did stumble upon a folder, deleted it, and I went into the trash can to restore it. I think I am hated more for playing endless hours of Call of Duty.

nope she watches it with me!

She watches? That's funny because she blows me while I watch it. Try more booze.

It's usually not a problem as long as I don't look at it on her computer, but the last couple of times we got into an argument she threw the fact that I look at it in my face. My reply to this the last time was if you fucked me more or at least you acted like you wanted me to fuck you, I would be less likely to watch porn. Needless to say i don't hear about watching porn anymore and I get laid more often. :)

it wouldn't cause a fight but i'm still trying to get her to join me watching some. not sure why some chicks bug out about it, would they rather you were out fucking other chicks instead of pulling one out while she cooks dinner in the other room?

The few chicks that i've been with that didn't watch porn I was able to convert by easing them into it with the Seymore Butts videos. For some reason i've found that they like that series and are more apt to watch them. It might be that the videos aren't so degrading to women and also they kind of have a fake storyline to them but it's not that cheezy porn acting. Also, chicks especially dig Shane (the girlfriend).

But no, i've never had a GF freak out or over react about it.

When I first meet my girl, we watched porn together. Now she gets jealous about everything. But we make our own porn and shes completely game for that. My home made porn to me is better than any of that other stuff. Now if I can only convince her to let me play with her butt:-)

The situation I had the other day which prompted me to start this thread had a funny ending(at least it was funny to me). The "porn" in question that I left on the screen was the bouncing boobies thread which is barely even porn, but that is besides the point. My wife is 7 1/2 months pregnant, and that night we had our first child birth class. So she is pissed and barely speaking to me but because we are in a public situation is pretending like everything is fine. The lady is showing some power point slides along with her presentation. She stops the slide show for like a half hour on the breast feeding slide that is showing what else but 2 huge tits. There was a babies head in the shot too but it was basically a close up on a pretty nice set. Under her breath my wife goes "Look, she left it on your favorite slide, try not to rub one out under the table" I almost pissed myself trying not to laugh. Married guys can probably appreciate that more.

Fucking hilarious story man. Sounds like something straight out of a movie :D
Repped you for that one dude.