The most bizarre dream I've ever had!
 

I had a dream I was at a comically oversized retail electronics store and there was a line of several thousand people holding computer motherboards that had been burnt to a crisp and wanting them to be repaired by tech service. The line was so long it was going out the front door.

How could you possibly repair a motherboard that has literally been burnt to a cinder and looks like a piece of toast that's been in a toaster for three hours? Even minor physical damage can render a montherboard useless.

Dreams usually don't make any sense and aren't supposed to, but I had to share this.

I had a dream that I was fingerblasting Foetus with Vorhees' mom's dessicated ring finger. But it was okay because recycling.

Good thing you said you were using his mom's finger not Heathyr's or you would have pissed him off

I had a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. Wait never mind that was someone else who dreamed that. On a side note I have never had a sexual dream which is strange to me.

Another dream I had was about having sex with a girl I never seen before when I reached around to finger her asshole. Well, her asshole fell out off. Spent the last seconds of the dream trying to reattach it.

Hate to waste my 600th post on this question but I need to know. Did this girl let you call her Heathyr?

I had a dream that I showed back up on this forum and most of the cool kids were still gone, and the new regulars had all the appeal to me of a three-day-old sandwich left out in the sun in a buttered brown paper bag.

I had a dream that I found Heathyr Hoffman's sex tape on pornhub, but it was only a dream...

I dreamed that I was at work and lost in a sea of cubicles. There had been another damn re-org, and no one knew where to sit now. Everybody was wandering around trying to find their desk and there was no exit.
No wait, that was this week.

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Looky here. 2 posts from three-day-old sandwiches.