Bianca Balti - Elle (France) - 7/5/13
 

I'd have to feed her first before I could fuck her.

You almost always have to feed them first, or at least provide drinks.

The sunken cheek-legs like twigs-about to collapse look is not sessy

Don't waste your money, I promise you it won't get digested. Lol.

Key word almost. Although I've only been single for a week & 1/2 during the past 17 years (I'm 32), I didn't have my first real date until I was 28, yet I have enjoyed a ton of sex.

To clarify, if I want a guy, it becomes a mission of sorts to get him. Often I would not have time for dinner or BS crap like that as I would only have a 12am-7am window to work with & food wasn't what I was after.

That makes me sound skanky & maybe I am, but it's not my fault, I have groupie DNA in my blood. (Thanks mom). It often caused me to go for people WAAAAAAAY out of my league, but landing a mark like that makes it more satisfying.

And btw even my first "date" was technically my second date with my now boyfriend. :evillol

tl;dr I like dick, a lot.

God Bless you, and all your sisters of the peen worship!


and welcome to my sig

I don't have any peen worship sisters, but I should.

I need to work on this. :lurk

I meant it more as a loose fellowship of a shared interest. But by all means if you can pull it together I'll volunteer to interview potential candidates.

Sure you're hired.

Anytime I put out interest in finding chicks, I ended up with more dick and the one chick I did actually pick up on my own, was likely a tranny with very good oral skills.

She was allegedly on her period when we hooked up. I didn't really know about trannies back then, so I thought nothing of it til years later.