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JonJon's butt ain't no virgin anymore. I took that cherry. Took it, ate it, and sent him to the emergency room.

Reminds me of this time I went on a picnic and Susan, my girlfriend at the time, brought a bag of fresh cherries. We sat all day in the sun talking about our past and hopes and dreams for our future. We hoped it would last forever. I miss those days. I found out a few weeks later that she was fucking a few of my friends. Stupid whore. Anyways, giving your ass away for free may sound like fun but in the end it only leaves you feeling ripped open and covered with warts.

When I was in the army, if anyone in our unit got out of line, the sergeant would tell us to take him out back, vasoline up his rear end and go to work on him.

*note to self, never join the army*

That reminds me
 

This reminds me of the time when I met a girl in a wheelchair at school.
We went out a few times and on one date as we were strolling on the pier she confided in me that she had "never been fucked before".

So I pushed her in the water

Pretty sure you just made all of that up... Knowing men Virgins are fair game

funny thing, I just noticed that this phone number has the same area code as I do. I looked it up and they're only about an hour away........if only I were still single.........