I'm secretly terrified of... wait, no way I'm telling you fuckos what gives me the hebrew jebrews.

Well.
A piece of glass paralysed my right hand (medial nerve).

The cords on a sash window were cut and the top window dropped tearing the skin from my fingers like an old pair of gloves.

In a fire containers of inflamable liquids burst releasing a wave of blue fire running across the floor around me (It was very pretty).

3 men tried to rape a girl I was with, I objected and was kicked half naked nose bust and went blind for a time.

There is a lot more

So I think that a tank of man eating black mambas does it for me :confused:

pool filters

Clowns are the worst... They all look like Gacy to me.