How to Pick Up Madam Meow Game
 

Post your best (or worst) pick up line and see if Madam Meow takes the bait!


Because it's Christmas:

"Hey, if a fat man puts you in a sack tonight, don't worry. I told him all I wanted for Christmas was you!"

Creepy sexy, I'd bite.

Maybe even crawl in the bag too. :luv

I love this game.

"if beauty were time you would be eternity"

"I think you're attractive and I'd like to have sex with you."

Or:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfyOCFQm4M

No.

I wanted to give negative rep for answers that didn't work, but that song is funny as hell and I could have sang the girl part at people fo' sho'. I can't negative rep you if I lol for real. :evillol

This would work even though I would think you are lying, but I would appreciate the effort.

That would work definitely make sure there would BJ in the mix for that.

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

or

"I'm between outbreaks if you want to do something later."

Chloroform = Hot.

Outbreaks = Not.

Rep is evened out. :evillol

If you don't knock on the doors you don't sell the encyclopedias.

I only have cheesy ones that are best used after you are both naked in bed together/recuperating.

"Want to be a fireman and slide down my pole?"

and

"Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Richard.
Richard who?
Richard Cranium, but you can call him Dickhead for short."

etc.