Your favorite toy! (as a kid, you pervs)
 

i had a few favorites...


Online Speak n Spell



except we had to make everything from scratch. no ready-made shit then.



tell me yours.

He-man master of the universe shit and gi joe.

Sit 'n' Spin ftw!

Obviously barbie was my favorite

My first gun... Got it when I was 4 or 5, Daisy BB gun that I still have,



Army guys! So many but I'd bet I had some of these... Every boy did here:


Double Dragons!

That car fires discs from the front head, the truck opens up to fire missiles and under the car on the sides are blades to take out other cards!

Gargoyles!

I still love this show.

Power rangers!

Green Ranger's dagger to call forth his dragon to fuck up some bad guys! :D

Of course... Hot wheels!

Countless hours playing with them and all the tracks.


There's more but I'll stop at those. :)

Legos FTMFW! I went into a toy store recently to go get a beginner set for the god kids and there are fucking robot kits! With computers and all this motion shit. Kids have it easy these days, I had to blow up my blocko blocks (we were poor, STFU) to get them to move. :(

The earliest toy I can remember really loving was my Big Wheel. Why don't they have those anymore?

Later on was GI Joe, with the Kung Fu Grip, of course. It was a doll, motherfuckers. NOT an action figure!!

By far the best was the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle. It was the complete toy. I jumped that thing over everything, and it just kept coming back for more. I look them up on eBay every so often. Actually, my girl has a 3 year old, so I think maybe I could actually justify getting one. The other Knievel stuff wasn't so great. The deal based on his canyon jump machine couldn't build up much speed and was pretty well worthless. Same with the drag racer car. Just seemed lame. And the truck based on the bus thing that he travelled in was just a knock off of the Big Jim Camper. The commercials implied that it had a ramp that you could use to jump the motorcycle over, but it was too steep of an angle, so the motorcycle would just run into it.

There was a deal that was like the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle, but it was smaller, and I kinda remember it being an air powered thing. These things were totally indestructable and faster than fuck. It was lighter, too, so you could jump it a mile. I can't remember what it was called tho. Like SST or something like that.

Ah, to be 8 again.

Red

those look like speakers. did yours talk? mine didn't do that. :(

Bouncy horse... sooo good!


Punch balloons!

Nah, mine didn't either. I tried looking for pics of the original Sit 'n' Spins... alas, they've all gotten technologized since my day. :(

my jap toys...

Ultraman - i had a belt, mask and gloves.


Star Blazers ship


Mecha Godzilla- mine wasn't this cool though.



being Jap beats being American. :)

i love punch balloons!

Might this be a little more accurate?

Also little people! I remember when I was in kindergarten they made them like twice the size and my mom said it was so that's kids didn't choke on them so I made it a point to put them in my mouth as often as possible

That's awesome! I had all that shit. I still have my falcon.

that when your oral fixation started?

what's your mom's email? i want to thank her on behalf of all mankind.

you played with cock when you were a kid? figures.

Of course I played with my cock, who's cock did you play with?

your dads. he called it "stretching the worm."

I used to play that game too. :(

did you play "eat the peach" with your mom, too?

Actually she called it "lick my hairy snatch".

:D :D gross

yeah, i don't like hairy snatches either.

sucks for me :(

I used this Baxter Stockman toy for all my action figure related games because for some reason I didn't have any other ninja turtles action figures.




I had the Mean Gene Okerlund toy. Actually, we (my family and I) threw it out after uncovering it about a year ago in a closet.





And of course...



Gyromite remains, to this day, one of my most favorite games on NES. That fucking Robby the Robot shit never fucking worked though

i can compromise. i'll just eat your ass. less hairy.







(i hope!)

how do i say this delicately.......it's not. :eek:



i loved my weeble wobbles

haha she doesnt even know how to turn a computer on

I had hours of fun running around the neighborhood with this thing. I mean I would spend hours at night and weekends shooting my friends.

Barbie was my homegirl.

Okay, so it's not really a "toy"... but I was a bookworm as a kid and these were THE BEST EVER:

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark:

Come on, you liked Barbie for the same reasons we all did:

(slut barbie - it's how I learned about chicks)

I loved those books too Ms. Cellany!

GREEN MACHINE!!! waaaaaay better than the Big Wheel.

teh hottness.

Any fucker could ride a big wheel. Green Machine took skills. I lashed a golf bag with wheels to the back of mine to give my little brother a ride.

green machine took WORK!

modern version: with squirt gun!