A new twist on an age-old question
 

This might be a dumb idea for a thread. If so, I blame it on the fact that I just had surgery this morning, and I'm still a bit loopy from the anesthetic. But here goes nothing....

We've all been asked the old as dirt question "If you could have dinner with anyone in history, living or dead, who would it be and why?" Well, here's the same thing but with a twist.

If you could do the following with/to one person in history, living or dead, who would it be (and if you want to explain, why)?

1) Have dinner

2) Smoke weed

3) Watch a porno

4) Play golf

5) Sleep with

6) Go to a ball game

7) Kick them in the crotch

8) Box/fistfight

9) Kill

10) Switch lives

11) Erase

12) Wiretap/spy on

13) Play Guitar Hero

14) Drink with

15) Skydive with

Okay, go at it!

I'd watch porn with chad grey... and help him out lol

I would love to have sex with Jayne Mansfield. I find her extremely attractive even more so than Marilyn.

I would fucking box Tila Tequila.

i would fuck tila tequilas box

10. Switch life with the Trump, go to Vegas and go crazy... High Roller!!

I would help you fuck i hate her

ok, i'll wait 'til you girls beat the shit outta her to have sex with her

honestly, i try to give people the benefit of the doubt for the most part, you know?? i mean people do shit and its not shit i would do, but whatever, it's their life.

but there is something about that girl, just looking at her annoys me, let alone when she talks.

and if i have to hear her say "im bi-sexual" one more time, i swear to god...

sounds like a personal problem...