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Mrs. September 10-17-2012 06:59 PM

DAE make up insults/swears
 
When I get in the car I develop torrets & I keep making up new ones to keep it fresh & interesting.

Usually in pairs of words
dick face, ass face, cunt face
cunt flap
monkey fucker
cock bag, dick bag, dirt bag

sometimes I get excited & they get mangled
dick cunt
mothercunting hump
cock! .... cock :confused:
what the fuck! you ... fuck

Old stand bys
mother fucker
whore!
fucking slut

from comedians or movies
fuck! ass! - boondock saints
eat a bag of dicks - louis ck
what a bucket of cunts - jim norton
fuck your mother - 40 yo virgin
die in a fire - ... was just watching a lot of Rescue Me

I was saying fuck a lot & it sounded unladylike & NSFW, so I switched to Cock. Computer won't work, "cock!" Stub my toe, "cock!"

But they are all fairly similar & uncreative. It's just a lot of staccato consonants, Ks & Ts.

So what are your favorites? Do you just use the same ones, or make new ones? Are you trying to break yourself of a swearing habit maybe?

:spin:

skarekrow 10-17-2012 07:13 PM

I one time told a female employee she was about as useful as a playpen in an abortion clinic.

Mrs. September 10-17-2012 07:24 PM

HA! For the one that got away

ThatHaole 10-18-2012 04:54 AM

'I will buttfuck your soul' gets a lot of play in my neck of the woods.

SexyLion 10-18-2012 07:07 AM

Dumb Ass is the insult of choice with my kids lately.

MrGoutHimself 10-18-2012 11:21 AM

Fucked as a football bat is one I picked up from my father. I try to be creative with my swearing, otherwise it's just fuckshitassdickholecocksuckerbitchcuntfaggot all the time. Dad also once contributed "motherfuckingtittysuckingtwoballedbitch" when he lost a watch while working on the timing on his corolla station wagon.

skywalker 10-18-2012 11:23 AM

"uglier than an bag of assholes"
that gets used a lot around here

NookieJunkie 10-18-2012 03:24 PM

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Josephus 10-18-2012 03:48 PM

When driving, it tends to be "fucking cock knocker" or "Douchenozzle"...Also, the classic and to the point, "you stupid fucking asshole"...

But, my favorites are two that a little kid called a buddy and I when I was just a punk...

Fuddy duddy p00pie stinker!

and

Asswipe brainface!

ms. cellany 10-18-2012 06:59 PM

When I encounter an annoying driver, I usually politely tell them they can suck my big salty donkey balls.

But when things are good, they're titsballs!


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