DAE make up insults/swears
When I get in the car I develop torrets & I keep making up new ones to keep it fresh & interesting.
Usually in pairs of words dick face, ass face, cunt face cunt flap monkey fucker cock bag, dick bag, dirt bag sometimes I get excited & they get mangled dick cunt mothercunting hump cock! .... cock :confused: what the fuck! you ... fuck Old stand bys mother fucker whore! fucking slut from comedians or movies fuck! ass! - boondock saints eat a bag of dicks - louis ck what a bucket of cunts - jim norton fuck your mother - 40 yo virgin die in a fire - ... was just watching a lot of Rescue Me I was saying fuck a lot & it sounded unladylike & NSFW, so I switched to Cock. Computer won't work, "cock!" Stub my toe, "cock!" But they are all fairly similar & uncreative. It's just a lot of staccato consonants, Ks & Ts. So what are your favorites? Do you just use the same ones, or make new ones? Are you trying to break yourself of a swearing habit maybe? :spin: |
I one time told a female employee she was about as useful as a playpen in an abortion clinic.
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HA! For the one that got away
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'I will buttfuck your soul' gets a lot of play in my neck of the woods.
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Dumb Ass is the insult of choice with my kids lately.
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Fucked as a football bat is one I picked up from my father. I try to be creative with my swearing, otherwise it's just fuckshitassdickholecocksuckerbitchcuntfaggot all the time. Dad also once contributed "motherfuckingtittysuckingtwoballedbitch" when he lost a watch while working on the timing on his corolla station wagon.
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"uglier than an bag of assholes"
that gets used a lot around here |
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When driving, it tends to be "fucking cock knocker" or "Douchenozzle"...Also, the classic and to the point, "you stupid fucking asshole"...
But, my favorites are two that a little kid called a buddy and I when I was just a punk... Fuddy duddy p00pie stinker! and Asswipe brainface! |
When I encounter an annoying driver, I usually politely tell them they can suck my big salty donkey balls.
But when things are good, they're titsballs! |
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