Anal Survey for men and women
 

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?

2. How many anal partners have you had since?

3. How many times a week do you have anal?

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?

5. What is your favorite position for anal?

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?

8. Have you ever done a DP?

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?

11. Have you ever made anal porn?

12. When was the last time you had anal?

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?

you should stop watching porn.
really.

as the resident whore here...
 

i guess ill be the one that takes your survey
im a little wet and feeling dirty anyways...

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1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?

22

2. How many anal partners have you had since?

one total

3. How many times a week do you have anal?

once every couple months

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?

yes. thats kinda the best part.

5. What is your favorite position for anal?

it always me on my side and him spooning me from behind in bed. usually after he gets hard from me rubbing against him in the middle of night when i have no panties on. tried it once doggy style me on my knees and laying down but it hurt WAY too much.

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?

no but it makes it so much better.
actually maybe with the right guy.

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?

again. only in my bed

8. Have you ever done a DP?

no. he has tried to finger me while but it kinda hurts.

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?

no.

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?

no

11. Have you ever made anal porn?

no

12. When was the last time you had anal?

two months or more. it hurts alot so sometimes ive let him get just the tip in then i stroke him til he cums in me. does that count?

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?

6? i dont know... weird question

now im in the mood thanks. iinternet porn here i come.

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You are a hot little number, aren't you?

im just honest
 

according to everyone else here im either a slut or a man.
your welcome to make your own judgement
why so many prudes in the DRUNKENSTEPFATHER forum
do you know what site you are on?

oh yeah dusio i checked out your blog its rather interesting from what i read so far

I feel bad
 

I was mean to Drunken-step-girl in a different post, now I feel bad because she just made me want to try and spoon her, then slide my cock in her ass!

lmfao
 

great now i don't know if i am offended, turned on, or afraid of you.
you are fucking funny though

why dont any guys fill out the anal survey, im curious too

because we watch too much porn over the internet to actually get the real thing...

Thanks for the nice comments, DSG.
I don't think your a guy or a freak. Just a normal woman who likes to get some good occasionally.

Here's my survey.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex? 21

2. How many anal partners have you had since? 6 or 7

3. How many times a week do you have anal? You are kidding, right?

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie? Gotta finish with the creampie

5. What is your favorite position for anal? One where she let's me do anal.

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone? I'm a dude, I can orgasm from thinking alone.

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal? In a swing club.

8. Have you ever done a DP? Yep.

9. Have you tried ass to mouth? no thank you

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day? actually, yes.

11. Have you ever made anal porn? no

12. When was the last time you had anal? It's been quite a while.

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you? I'm not so worried about anal, I'll start with just having sex.

i guess since i'm answering NO to first question ,all the rest of the answers would be NO. it would seem with all the sluts and dirty trash girls i had been with in my drug hazed teenage and early 20's, i would have done it at some point, but i never have. even some of my girlfriends in the past, that i had dated for awhile, wouldn't let me. one ex tried to use the excuse i was too big, yeah right, i watch porn and i don't have nothing to brag about. another ex used the excuse, she wanted me to respect her. which is ironic cause the slut cheated on me and after we broke up for good, the bitch became a freak, or so i heard the old friends.

sounds like someone's a good egg, lets get her some more surveys.

bring em on...
 

im game. though that last survey got me all excited and i teased my boyfriend the next night and ended up getting way more than i wanted. needless to say, i had a great night, tore my halloween costume and am still a little sore.

You are a good girl.
Bless you and your sore ass!!!

Survey
 

I'm gonna say first off that these questions are worded more for chicks..but here it goes...


1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
19
2. How many anal partners have you had since?
3
3. How many times a week do you have anal?
It comes and goes
4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
That's kind of a spur of the moment decision...
5. What is your favorite position for anal?
Her laying flat on her stomach...
6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
Um...I could orgasm rubbing my dick on a rough spot in my yard...yes.
7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
I snuck my ex into the men's side of a shower house in Japan at a beach on Okinawa...
8. Have you ever done a DP?
No.
9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
I had a girl take it in her mouth after I came in her ass...
10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
Hmmmm...no. Same weekend, but not the same day.
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.
12. When was the last time you had anal?
3wks ago.
13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
7

I just love the answers from DrunkenStepGirl

thanks. and thanks dusio for the blessing.

no other girls yet? i was hoping i would break the ice for them all...

That's because 90% of the women in the world don't do anal.

The three most common responses are:

"It hurts too much."

"You're not sticking anything in my ass you pervert."

"That will cost extra."

it does hurt too much.
and probably would cost extra... if i was charging someone.
its a fun idea though.

i would answer the survey but mine would be lame.
bf begged... tried it, hurt. he's kinda big... just the tip sometimes is ok
but i could so never do it like the porno girls do...

do any guys actually get anal like that? seems like it wouldnt go in like that
maybe if the guy is really small.... one of the benefits of a small dick i guess.
i mean THE benefit. that and your little jockey shorts fit comfy.

I don't think porn anal is anything like real anal. Porn anal is left for the pros, or amateurs who have pro pontential.

Anal is like killing & butchering a deer for meat(anal) instead of going to the grocery store and buying cow meat(regular). It's a little more exotic, but it's alot more work. Everyone should try it at least once for the experience but it's not worth the work. Of course, for me it's more about getting my rocks off than how I get my rocks off.

I did it once as a teen, and since then wifey has put up the Exit Only sign back there. Closest I get to anal is when I finger her but while she does cowgirl...

hot chics love anal
 

I beg to differ with this "girls dont like anal" bit..I'm a chic and LOVE it. I never thought well of the idea until having drinks with a friend one night..she was a bit prudish so I was hesistant about telling her my bf wanted to try it. She was like "oh it's fun, just loosen up beforehand". I was like WOAH! Got into it, orgasm like hell just thinking of it..my husband gets sex whenever he wants and my ass is always ready for a pounding. I'm getting excited just reading this thread.

My answers:

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
20
2. How many anal partners have you had since?
2
3. How many times a week do you have anal?
Usually twice
4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
Fill me up
5. What is your favorite position for anal?
Doggie style (he can get deep) or on my back with legs in the air and him massaging my ass cheeks while fucking my ass
6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
YES
7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In my mother's room, bent over her bed
8. Have you ever done a DP?
He's used his fingers or dildo in my pussy while fucking my ass, I would love to DP with 2 men but he's not open to that
9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
Once, inadvertantly!
10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
Yes
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.
12. When was the last time you had anal?
Last week
13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
9

Honestly, It has everything to do with the trust factor and the finesse of the man and the level of relaxation for the woman. Not trying to brag but I'm a comfortable 8 1/2 inches and with the right encouragement and a HIGH TRUST factor any woman can get into anal. I've only been with 8 women and three of them told me they would never do anal, a month or so later I'm pounding it out.
I would also recommend you not try it for the first time until you've helped your lady to an earth shattering visit to O-town. That tends to put them in the perfect state of relaxation. Also serious clit stimulation is a must for most women either with a vibrator or fingers....
Of the 8 women I've done it with, two of them were anal champs and took it like they needed it. So chin up and asses up ladies...give it a shot...


Any more Q's? I'm here all day...

-RB

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
22.
2. How many anal partners have you had since?
3 total
3. How many times a week do you have anal?
Depends on relationship status
4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
Condom
5. What is your favorite position for anal?
Doggy
6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
Yep
7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
Grandparents shower during visit with girlfriend
8. Have you ever done a DP?
Nope
9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
Please, I'm not a porn star.
10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
Nope
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
Only with my mind's eye.
12. When was the last time you had anal?
Last week.
13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
2. It's good, but it's not a deal maker or breaker.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
26
2. How many anal partners have you had since?
3
3. How many times a week do you have anal?
now - none - I married
4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
creampie
5. What is your favorite position for anal?
one where my dick is in her ass
6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
i'm a guy - yes. One partner did (she was a squirter too)
7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
on a lifeguard chair on the beach (at night)
8. Have you ever done a DP?
no (unless a banana counts, which I would not recommend...)
9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
no
10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
no
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no
12. When was the last time you had anal?
6 years ago
13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
1. it's fun if she's into it, otherwise, ehh.

I think you're watching too much porn. It's never as nice and neat as those porn stars who enema their asses every time they shit...

Good Girls
 

alright, i'm going to need pictures of Stepgirl and FreakofNature. I gota know what I'm workin' with!! :rolleyes:

funniest thread so far
 

great, honest answers by the guys and I gotta salute the hotties that actually took the survey ~ good sports and apparently good good girlfriends too
anyway

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
18
2. How many anal partners have you had since?
reverse cowgirl!!!
6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
i cum thinking about anal
7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
a nordstrom's dressing room
8. Have you ever done a DP?
with toys sure. once in a tag team
9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
sure, but it was expensive
10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
no but I'm working on it
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.
12. When was the last time you had anal?
a couple months
13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
10 and a constant source of me being fuckin pissed. She cums when we do it like a wild woman but i gotta make miracles happen before she'll give it up

So the survey's almost 4 years old-so what?
If you haven't seen it before, it's new.
My answers here pertain to my last GF, who loved it in her butt.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?

21

2. How many anal partners have you had since?

3

3. How many times a week do you have anal?

now? none!

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?

she liked it shot in her ass

5. What is your favorite position for anal?

doggie

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?

yes, and so did she. After about 5 strokes. Her ass would tighten up on my cock & I couldn't help but come.

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?

In front of my car in the garage

8. Have you ever done a DP?

no

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?

no

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?

no

11. Have you ever made anal porn?

if a camera vid counts, yes

12. When was the last time you had anal?

about a year-too damn long

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?

with my last girl, 10

regular is just fine with me

I'm reppin' the shit out of you.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
30

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
1

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
just the one time

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
yes

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
doggy

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
yes

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
buddy's guest bedroom

8. Have you ever done a DP?
np

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
no

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
no

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no

12. When was the last time you had anal?
6 moths ago

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
1, wasnt really anything special

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
6

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
over 9000

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
63

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
i dont like pie

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
hanging upside down

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
no

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
funeral home

8. Have you ever done a DP?
i only drink Pepsi

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
it was delicious

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
every time

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
yes

12. When was the last time you had anal?
5 minutes ago

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
11

Funniest shit i've read all week. Thanks Foetus.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
Late 20's

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
1

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
never

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
yes

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
spooning on the side

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
yes, I'm a dude

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In my ex-wife's asshole

8. Have you ever done a DP?
no

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
Ewwwww!

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
no

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no

12. When was the last time you had anal?
Before you were born

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
3. I'd like to try it again.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
20

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
2

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
Once a month or so

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
Yes, that's the point, no babies in the ass

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
Doggie style - usually ass up & face pushed down into the couch

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
Yes I think so, but there is usually more going on

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In his parent's room, bent over the bed, kneeling on the floor ... & a machine shop, they made razor blades

8. Have you ever done a DP?
Some one's fingers or dildo, not with any other people. Yet?

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
Once, he wiped it off, but there was still a smell & I couldn't concentrate

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
No

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.

12. When was the last time you had anal?
Last month

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
8.5

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
20

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
2

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
3 or 4 times a year

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
of course

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
on her back with her legs up high

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
of course!

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
in the butt

8. Have you ever done a DP?
using toys, lots of times. with another warm body, nonce.

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
havent broached the subject.

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
No

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
No.

12. When was the last time you had anal?
a couple of months ago.. i guess i'm due ;)

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
7

Anal sex is a lot like spinach. If it's forced on you as a kid you probably won't like it as a grown up. - Daniel Tosh

love anal

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
19

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
6

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
2-3

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
no

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
doggy

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?

8. Have you ever done a DP?

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
no

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
yes
11. Have you ever made anal porn?
no

12. When was the last time you had anal?
sunday

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?

6

Ok I'm going to answer this as a couple. Part being from my wife and part from me. When I first tried anal with my wife she cried and we thought we would never try again. Then we learned more about it and how LUBE plays a hugh part in anal. Having the right kind and making sure to use a lot. Now she loves it as much as I do and cums hard from it.

1. How old were you when you first had anal sex?
We had anal for the first time when I was 17 and she was 18. This was a the first anal for both of us. Myself giving and her taking.

2. How many anal partners have you had since?
Just my wife and her just me.

3. How many times a week do you have anal?
We have anal once or twice a week depending on how horny she is.

4. Anal Creampie or no anal creampie?
Always unload deep in her ass.

5. What is your favorite position for anal?
I like doggy and for her it is either doggy or on her side with me spooning her from behind.

6. Can you orgasm from anal alone?
My wife has deeper harder orgasms from anal. She says they are much more intense than a regular vaginal orgasm.

7. What is the strangest place you've had anal?
In a store dressing room. With people waiting to get in right outside the door.

8. Have you ever done a DP?
We have done DP with toys. Usually me in her ass and the toy in her pussy.

9. Have you tried ass to mouth?
No. We have no interest.

10. Have you had more than one anal partner in the same day?
No

11. Have you ever made anal porn?
Hell yeah. We have some great anal porn and pics.

12. When was the last time you had anal?
2 nights ago and will probably get some tonight.

13. On a scale of 1-10, how important is anal to you?
We would have to rate it a 5. It's not important really but it is very enjoyable. So we both like it.