How old is too old...
 

How old is too old to be masturbating?

I'm not getting much action these days especially after my kid was born and I've gotta blow off steam somehow but I'm in my thirties now and wondering if the end is nigh.

I guess it depends on who you're masturbating. If it's sailors at the rest stop, you're probably never too old because the wall around the glory hole will hide your face (remember, though, to use moisturizer on your hands).

Oh, wait, you meant yourself.

Beat it until they bury you. And to be safe, pick out your funeral suit and make sure there's a hole in the pocket just in case.

I'm 51 and still knock 1 out here and there. i love my GF but she's not very sexual.

Dead? That's the usual reason.

Fuck no
 

Yank it till it falls off..I say

If it gets hard, beat it!!!

Never too old, nobody knows you like you do....

You're probably not around any more, but what the hell, you're either in the same boat or it's better. That said, I can see a better future....:evilgrin:

Keep at it until it dries up, I guess.

lol
 

^this