Pshaw I almost spit juice all over my monitor !!!! :D

WHAT THE FUCK IS "JUICE"?

I want some grape drank. It's purple.

Not exactly. In High School, I actually boned my Phys Ed Teacher's Girlfriend. I felt bad about it because he was a cool guy.

BUT - his girlfriend was HOT. She and I worked in the same restaurant. I fucked her about 10 times in a month and then I wouldn't do her again. GREAT piece of ass - taught me a lot. I am grateful.

When I was a sophomore in college I was a bouncer in a popular local bar. My intro to music professor was a cute late 20's chick. Really not that cool in class but the class had about 140 students and was in a massive auditorium. She came into the bar I was working in with some of her friends and went out of her way to make it known she was into me. I knew exactly who she was but she had no idea I was one of her students. There was about a 3 week period where we slept together about every other night. After about 2 weeks, she figured out that I was her student after she graded my 3rd exam of the semester. She kind of freaked out a little when she figured it out. It ended though when I finally saw her play her alto sax and I couldn't get Kenny G references out of my head when we were together.