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n2tattoos.lol 08-11-2008 04:36 PM

Pretty girls and what it can get you
 
ok, girls...Amy reminded me of something I've always wanted to know.

have you ever used your cleavage, or batted your eyes, or pouted...any of your feminine charms just to get something? what did you get? obviously, there's the drinks or front of the line benefits. but i'm talking something you maybe feel a little guilty for...

for the fellas, what stupid, dumbass or expensive thing did you do or buy when a girl did any of the above?

jo_dile 08-11-2008 04:51 PM

Can't say I ever have....sorry N2...:(

effjay 08-11-2008 04:55 PM

There was a really great looking girl working out at the gym where I lift and I was convinced that she gave me that look like c'mon over. So I was sitting next to her on a bench and start lifting SUPER SUPER heavy in comparison to what I normally do. It was do'able probably because of the adrenaline rush of thinking I was going to score. Needless to say I ended up super exhausted, soar for like a week and without a phone number. Lame.

Omaplata 08-11-2008 04:58 PM

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So what was it like to FINALLY be able to bench press 85 pounds

effjay 08-11-2008 05:04 PM

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Orgasmic.
10chars.

MEGADOUCHE 08-11-2008 05:08 PM

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Well, at least ya got something out of it.:D

effjay 08-11-2008 05:21 PM

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Yeah, didn't go over well in the steam room but I ended up satisfied. :cool:

ms. cellany 08-11-2008 05:24 PM

Beyond sex, I don't think I've used my cleavage to get anything.

Now my cunning intelligence and evil mind... that's a whole other story. :D

tokerjoe 08-11-2008 05:27 PM

isn't this almost a rhetorical question, we get suckered into buying an expensive ring and then risk half of everything we own

satan666 08-11-2008 05:34 PM

I don't think that some pretty girls even realize that they get special treatment because it's all they've ever known. People are just a little more eager to help them out... be friends with them... be around them, etc.

Yalvulcon 08-11-2008 06:31 PM

if most pretty women were more ambitious they could rule/own the world.

scampr 08-11-2008 07:50 PM

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see: Stanhope, Doug

He does a great riff on why govt and religion have to keep it all under wraps.

n2tattoos.lol 08-11-2008 08:00 PM

women already rule the world, they just don't know it.

there's not a single thing that a man has ever done that wasn't done to impress a woman. the quest for power, the search for the cure, protesting for the environment...trace it back far enough, it's for a woman.

Goat Gosselin 08-11-2008 08:02 PM

i bet a prety girl (or not so pretty) could get in to N2.lols pants. not that they would want that













jokes!

Beatrix Kiddo 08-11-2008 08:08 PM

Hmm... Drinks, drugs, Money...clothes, purses...A lot of things...It's true all you need to do is pout and whine. I'm surprised that guys never tire of it. (or maybe they just don't let it show):p

Trips 08-11-2008 08:13 PM

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Its kind of hard to say no when all the blood is in the bossy head.


Just saying is all.

Geaux Saints 08-11-2008 08:13 PM

It got me buried, I mean, married. ;)

mc_coolbeans 08-11-2008 09:32 PM

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i got owned... i bought this girl named diana a diamond necklace. PENDEJO!!!! she proly pawned it by now. hahaha

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 09:47 PM

i dont think ive ever gotten anything, since ive turned 21 guys only bought me drinks on my bd, and one guy offered to but he was gross so i said no.
i dont really pout or anything. but i know that i dont get shit for being a girl. maybe im not hot enough or my boobs are too small :o

bexxx 08-11-2008 09:51 PM

If i've gotten stuff i dont realize it there's times when i need a smoke and i use that to my advantage, but nothing more than that :) (okay maybe cd's and stuff to download from you guys)

Trips 08-11-2008 09:54 PM

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I would totally buy you jagerbombs. ;) If you could see past thomas :p

MickC 08-11-2008 10:05 PM

Hey, Boobies are legal tender here on DSF!!

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 10:19 PM

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you could buy them for me but id probably still end up leaving the bar with thomas

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 10:25 PM

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im very wealthy ;)

Trips 08-11-2008 10:26 PM

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I expected as much, Randal and I can throw ourselves a pitty party :D

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 10:37 PM

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im the resident heartbreaker ;)

Trips 08-11-2008 10:38 PM

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Meh, atleast you like jager. Everyone needs a drinking buddy :D

bexxx 08-11-2008 10:42 PM

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lets put our wealth together and build a giant dsf mansion!

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 10:42 PM

jagernombs are actually what guys bought me on my 21st bd

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 10:43 PM

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jo too, her boobies are big

bexxx 08-11-2008 10:44 PM

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oh we could totally own a whole state with the ammount of boobage

Beatrix Kiddo 08-11-2008 11:27 PM

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Oh no! Jager kills me. My friends always know when I'm past the point of no return when they see me drinking jager... I always refuse it, unless I'm completely wrecked and don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what it is that I hate so much. I'll drink anything else. I'll drink scotch straight. Even absinthe, with it's similar taste doesn't bother me. Maybe I just need to toughen up.:p

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 11:34 PM

i think some girls expect shit bc they think theyre so hot

amylikewhoa 08-11-2008 11:35 PM

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it is pretty gross, but not with redbull, im gonna get my mommy to drink jager one day

bexxx 08-12-2008 12:50 AM

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I know i'm not hot i just have tig ol bitties

Sickboy76 08-12-2008 12:52 AM

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I think your SMOKING HOTT!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

n2tattoos.lol 08-12-2008 01:30 AM

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fixed it for you

n2tattoos.lol 08-12-2008 01:31 AM

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get the fuck outta here with that shit!!! :D :D :D

amylikewhoa 08-12-2008 01:45 AM

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haha why am i a ballbreaker??

n2tattoos.lol 08-12-2008 02:00 AM

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you know how many balls you've turned blue?


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