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satan666 08-05-2008 11:26 AM

Do you think you are smart?
 
I know this guy who is not only in Mensa but also in Intertel.
Only 1% of Mensa people can get into Intertel....it's the smartest of the smart people.

I feel even dumber than ever when i am around him but he's a real social leper which makes me feel a little better about myself because i am a little less so.

So, do you consider yourself to be "smart".

Explain why you think you are/aren't smart.
And/or what do you consider "smart" to be?

binary_jester 08-05-2008 11:29 AM

I don't think I am all that smart. Intelligence is over rated and I don't believe there is an accurate gauge of intelligence and "smarts" anyway.

jizzay 08-05-2008 11:33 AM

I think I am smart in certain areas, history, some math, Pop culture. But then again, there are some areas where I am as dumb as a box of rocks.

n2tattoos.lol 08-05-2008 11:38 AM

i think i'm intelligent, but not knowledgeable. i don't know a lot, but i know how to use what i got.

Omaplata 08-05-2008 11:39 AM

Smart is such a relative term. I'm confident that I can walk into any room with anyone and have an intelligent conversation. I think there are certainly people out there who are far more intelligent than I am, but I think I have a nice balance of intelligence and social skills. I've had a lot of experience dealing with some people who are so smart, it seems they have trouble expressing their thoughts (although this could be the social leper aspect as well).

Randal Graves 08-05-2008 11:42 AM

I consider myself smart because I'm arrogant.

MickC 08-05-2008 11:45 AM

Not blowing my own trumpet, but apparently I am in the 98th percentile for IQ in Australia, but Im just too fucking lazy to put it to good use.

I'd drive out of bed if I could, I am that lazy.

Candi told me she did an IQ test once.


She failed.lol

DSF Guest 9 08-05-2008 11:48 AM

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The average Aussie IQ is 12, so I wouldn't be bragging too much, Micky.

amylikewhoa 08-05-2008 11:50 AM

im kinda dumb

MickC 08-05-2008 11:51 AM

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Geez, Im lucky im not from Canada then.... I'd end up with negative 53

PS Where ya been? you don't write, you don't call...:(

Marie-Eve Martinez 08-05-2008 11:53 AM

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^^^^What he said.

Marie-Eve Martinez 08-05-2008 11:55 AM

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dont say that about yourself - you're probably smarted than you realize....

binary_jester 08-05-2008 11:56 AM

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I just had to quote that.

satan666 08-05-2008 11:57 AM

I'm pretty fucking dumb i'll admit it.

I dropped out of school in the 7th grade and i always tested in the lowest brackets in school. I can hold a great conversation IRL and i can pick up hot chicks form bars...thats all i got.

BUT I RULE HADES NOW SO WHO CARES!!

n2tattoos.lol 08-05-2008 11:57 AM

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and anyway, intelligence is overrated...look at the Pres

binary_jester 08-05-2008 11:58 AM

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Funny...I heard that somewhere.

Marie-Eve Martinez 08-05-2008 11:58 AM

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hey, i said she wasn't dumb, i never said i was smart...

:D

DSF Guest 9 08-05-2008 11:58 AM

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I knew you'd miss me, you fat fuck. Show us your moobs.

binary_jester 08-05-2008 12:00 PM

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...but your posts display it pretty clearly.

satan666 08-05-2008 12:00 PM

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Midge FTW!


dammit im actually going to add that to my sig!

MickC 08-05-2008 12:03 PM

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You will have to ask Jizzay, he's my pimp now.

And I told you bitch, I'm only fat because every time I fuck your mom, she gives me a biscuit. (your mom, or Hank, whichever you find most offensive..)


PS, I love you!

n2tattoos.lol 08-05-2008 12:04 PM

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i love biscuits!

amylikewhoa 08-05-2008 12:05 PM

i have a lot of common sense, i can talk religion and politics for hours, im really good at basic math, the math you actually use on a day to day basis which i think is important, i just dont think i have the attention span for college or a real job :(

werdna 08-05-2008 12:05 PM

I would consider myself smart. I have always excelled in mathematics and science. Back in school reading was never my forte but I have improved my reading skill over the years. In high school I graduated number 15 out of 425 graduates. My freshman electrical engineering class in college started with 87 students. Out of those 87 students only 19 of us went on to graduate in electrical engineering.

MickC 08-05-2008 12:06 PM

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Well, I suggest you take a ticket and wait in the line for Jizzay's Mom..
I hear she gives out the cream filled ones ( cream origins unknown):eek:

DSF Guest 9 08-05-2008 12:07 PM

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My mom's dead, you bastard! *E-cries*

Take Hank, that kitty could fuck like you wouldn't believe. It's like he thought he was a dog or something.

amylikewhoa 08-05-2008 12:08 PM

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haha i was like 500 out of 660

n2tattoos.lol 08-05-2008 12:08 PM

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go back to school and reread the grammar section, "Commas...your friend." lol

DSF Guest 9 08-05-2008 12:10 PM

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P-shaw. He used "mathematics" instead of math. The dude is wicked smart, yo.

MickC 08-05-2008 12:10 PM

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I thought she was just quiet.....

Could explain the smell though

satan666 08-05-2008 12:11 PM

I'm pretty dumb....wait i think i mentioned that already.

But i know a couple of real smart people who can't hold jobs either and live in abject poverty so i don't feel so bad for my situation.

I know one guy who is really smart....so smart that whenever he gets a job he loses all respect for his boss because he always says they are dumbasses. So he cops an attitude and eventually gets fired. He's always asking me to borrow money because he cant pay his bills...not very smart.

I know a girl who's really smart that has such low self-esteem that she can't ever get hired anywhere.





fuck i sound like Candi with these lame stories.lol

DSF Guest 9 08-05-2008 12:11 PM

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Likewise ;)

n2tattoos.lol 08-05-2008 12:12 PM

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will you marry me, midge? i need to marry someone smarter than me.lol

satan666 08-05-2008 12:13 PM

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*points* to Candi and all other women of the DSF :D

SexyLion 08-05-2008 12:14 PM

I am a classic underachiever...so, I guess I am smart (I know something about pretty much anything, and nothing about everything)...if it was not for spell check you would think I was sitting in my own poop with drool coming out of my mouth...

n2tattoos.lol 08-05-2008 12:16 PM

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(shhhh, this is the only way i'll get to see her breasts)

Randal Graves 08-05-2008 12:18 PM

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I thought that was a requirement to post here. I guess I can stop drooling now.

MickC 08-05-2008 12:18 PM

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Be vewwwwy qwiet... I'm huntin bewwbies..huhuhuhuhuhhuhuhh.lol

Candi Apples 08-05-2008 12:19 PM

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I'm smart enough not to make myself look like an ass in the forums,like certain other individuals.

And I assure you,I would never discuss taking an IQ test,much less the results with anyone.

Because talking about how smart you think you are,is kinda of tacky.

DSF Guest 9 08-05-2008 12:22 PM

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Lol @ Candi with an "i" talking about tacky.

Remember when space bars were labelled? Then everyone knew what they were for and they stopped being labelled? Maybe that wasn't the best idea ever.

Also, Mick's my e-boo. I will straight up e-knock you out bitch. Apologize to him.


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