Why Israel is the greatest country in the world
 

I tend to piss chicks off at some point, so I prefer it if they don't have combat training.

No shit, I'd run my mouth and the lady would pull out some krav maga on my ass.

Israel is awesome, holy land indeed! Anyone ever been? I spent a long weekend in Jerusalem. All the women are goddesses.

Not me. I could finally say, "Do anything you want to her, just don't hurt me!!" and not feel guilty.

You feel guilty? Hell my wife understood one of the vows was "I submit to being a human shield for my husband or his computer"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was there January of 07. Loved it. The men aren't half bad either. :D

hell yea i'e bee there, it was fuckig great, the wome are just....aaahhh who am i kiddig i'e oly goe to georgia,califoria ad mexico but that doest cout :D

Chingow ya vamos a empezar! hahahahahaha. Please let me sit down before you make me cry because Im laughing so hard. :D Como estas nekyo? :D

yes take a sit, the least thig i wat is you fallig o your cut butt(o lo e isto pero de seguro tiees uo :D) ad me ot beig there to pick you up :p, pues ahorita ya estoy mejor, hablado cotigo , hablas bie el espaol, de dode eres?

Texas, thanks! Yeah falling on my butt isnt fun. :D

ad where did you lear spaish?

Check your PM at the top of the screen.

Mmmmmmmm..."krav maga" roni and cheese...

Really though, Israel declared its independence on May 14, So the sign should say "Israel is a Taurus".

yeah. . . . i have a problem with isreal. what the united states did back in 1947. and establishing an isreali state on the land of thousands of palestinians who had been living there for over 2000 years (regardless if they enslaved the jews and sent them to babylon) is fucking horrible. . . . and this stupid conflict between jews and muslims and christians alike will never end because it's been going on for 2000 years. . . . . . wtf. . . . i think the united states should forget about it's little zionist state and stop giving money to people that think we're just ignorant and arrogant. . . . why the fuck should our tax dollars go into protecting a little strip of land for over the past 60 years?????? we gave isreal all the best technology in the world, they have nukes and all these other crazy weapons. . . they could wipe out the middle east without our help (even though they got everything from us). . . . remember the 6 day war??????????


they created a jewish state very fast after wwII..... where the fuck is the palestinian state??????

Don't forget 1967 The USS Liberty and Scott Polard

You know what the definition of urination is?































It's what they said to Isreal in 1948

um...what?

("You're a nation")

shit......

Funny stuff...
 

Ha, ha... That's some good shit, N2 doesn't get it he's too small... lol

What does it sound like when you throw two toms and a cymbal off a cliff?

"Ba-dum tssshhh"

Pffft, those rifles aren't even loaded. And those flimsy girly arms would make for horrible aim.

you know, here's my only problem with women and the military. if i get injured, will they be able to drag me to safety? i'm about 250lbs. i'm sure some girls will, but...

The one with Krav Maga was my favorite episode of Human Weapon. That is some badass shit there.

Demi Moore did it. That turned your whole argument upside down right?

Demi Moore is dude. A dude with great tits.

I find it absolutely hilarious that Israel is drilling water in the West Bank at an angle which dropped the water line thus not allowing the palestine states any water. Then when palestine wants to do anything about it... i.e. throw sticks and rocks they get bombed past the stone age... great isn't it