MEGA's Retreat
 

This is where I'm gonna hang when I can't take the pic whores anymore.

Come join me if you're bored and want to fuck around.

Will this kinda be like Plato's Retreat?

Yeah. Like that, but without the Latin or manorgies.

I just realized that my hater badges are gone.

good, especially the Latin.

I don't think they were there that long, were they?

Maybe not. I haven't spent much time here lately. They could have been gone the next day.

I think they were. Haven't seen a sign of satan in weeks.

Guess you're not a hater anymore then

He's off hanging out on yachts and being rich like a typical Canadian

I just donated $50 to Herman Cain.

Oh, I'm still a hater. It's just no longer official. Also, British peeps have bad teeth.

Can't wait until I get home so I can post some pics ....in this bitch.:evilgrin:

Pic whores are unwelcome here. Reddit haz a thread for you.

no other place to put this, so enjoy....

It's Kanye's penis...he likes you

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Bob loves the cock.

Thanks Man!

I just had a dream that ghosts of zombies were terrorizing my family with watermelons. And if that wasn't spooky enough, the watermelons were covered in cobwebs strewn with dog hair and leaves. Finally, the ghosts combined all the webs and formed a giant cobweb beast. That's when I got pissed off and started motherfucking the thing. Out loud, apparently.

DAE ever get a fart bubble trapped between their buttcheeks? The kind where you can slowly feel it sliding out to freedom? Yuck.

Just how fat are you?

Not a question of fat, just a big ass.

dont worry, i gotcha. it sucks

I had a dream that I was walking my dog in the street, and a fast moving S2000 came up from behind and very nearly ran us over. The car quickly stopped at the sign, and when I got close, I could see the fat bitch driver who was shouting at me to "Get outta (her) lane!"

"Fuck you!" I replied.

"Asshole!" her retort.

So I suggested to her that she find a nice place to feed her fat fucking face. Then I woke up.

The End.

you are the megapoe :D :D

What's the protocol when a weatherbeaten but still serviceable dildo is found in the bushes?

you can send it to the national dildo exchange. they will refurbish it for a small fee.

Who still has bushes? I thought that ouside the Scary Hairy threads all the girls were clean shaven? I mean, if it's so bushy that you can lose an entire dildo in it, you'd probably want to leave a trail of bread crumbs so you can find your way out when you're done.

Yo Momma.

Nuh uh. That's her armpit hair. It hangs down past her balls.

Dear Mega,

How long until you start charging us for hanging out in your lovely retreat? I must say that I really love what you have done with the place. :D Toodles!

Very truly yours (alot),
MadamMeow

I would never "charge" you, sweetheart. Unless, by "charge" you mean "dirty assfucking".

This is excellent news. Unless by "dirty assfucking" you mean "don't wash your ass first", cause I would have to. :( BUT on the plus side if it goes in and comes out clear, I MAY let you talk me into ATM. :evilgrin: lmao. <3

By "dirty assfucking" I mean roughly knocking those cat ears off, slamming your head into the subway seat, and using your shart as lube.:)

Never turn down the opportunity to talk a chick into ATM, it's like a solar elipse, doesn't happen very often, but when it does, it's spectacular.

That's just gross.:mad:

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This morning, I sat down on the toilet. And then I pooped in it. Luckily, there was a roll of paper nearby to clean my buttcrack.

Will you pull me around by my collar too? :D

I was meerely talking about making an Automatic Teller Machine transaction...what were you talking about. ;) :evilgrin: lol

If you beg me to. I might.:p