Ok....but I never knew this....
 

but....strippers....

Will let you touch if the bouncers aren't around? :confused: :evilgrin: :confused:

(is this a game?) :D

but....strippers....

smell like sadness, ass sweat and rainbows.

but....strippers....

dance for the same amount of time if you give them a dollar or 20 dollars.

Only if you are a hot lady ie. Madam Meow or you paid their rent in one sitting.:D

Yeah Ms. Meow, unfortunately only hot chicks get the perks you speak of.

But please tell us more of your "Going to strip clubs as a hot chick" stories.

I had someone else tell me that. The only time I went to a stripclub was when I was 17. This 32 year old dude took me and I got to drink no questions asked (I thought I was so cool lol). I got to feel boobage when I put his dollars in her bra thingy though. I went deep! :D

Ms. Meow,

Sorry. Please don't blame anyone else. I see an attractive girl talking strip clubs, and i try my best to live variously through them ;)

Im sorry, your wish is my command.

Dooch

I would go, but me and my boyfriend have a thing about not paying for porn and/or sex. Well I would get a hooker but he won't lol. I would go if you pay for me. :D

depending on how you approach them and they approach you. I have gotten further with some than others. Also it is about not thinking that they have too.

I once played the asshole I do not care game and I got more free hands on than I ever got for paying. Plus we actually became friends outside of the club for many years, before she got married and moved away. So you never know.

go after the waitresses, they are an easier target and love the attention. and not nearly as stuck up as a dancer.

I've spent so much money on strippers it's fucking sad. I had my fun, but bottomline: No coke, no ass.

Pierce married his stripper girlfriend

I've banged lots of strippers. Some even brought their own coke:)

I didn't realize Chippendale's paid that well :evilgrin:

who knew, right