How young of a girl would you date?
Here's my situation. I'm 35 and single. I frequent a gas station where this totally attractive girl works. So I flirted with her and I gor her number.
A couple days later, I called and asked her out. She said she'd be happy to go out with me. So I thought I would take her out to a movie and drinks afterword. The movie went well and I asked her where she'd like to go for drinks. She then tells me that she can't. I ask her why and she says shes not old enough to get into the bar. She tells me she's 17. My jaw dropped. We went for a walk instead. I really like this girl but is she too young for me to date? |
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Beware that everyone will think you're a pervert and also, unless she's really mature or you're really immature, you'll likely get bored of each other, break-up and everyone will still think you're a pervert.
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What Snake said.
... and don't even consider that secret romance bullshit. Young girls talk too much. |
just fuck her. she works at a gas station....free beef jerky!
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They would never find your body if that was my daughter. Maybe if they checked crocodile shit for your DNA.
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Dont do it. If shes that young shes probably not had much experience in life. So heres your life if you do:
You'll have fun for a while, and then you'll have sex. She will think that having sex with you means you love her. She will start creating a much more serious relationship in her head than it really is. When you get tired of her being clingy and calling you 1000 times a day-you will try and break up with her. When you do she will go psycho and pull out every stop to get you to stay which will include: -Im pregnant -You knew I was underage and you still fucked me...well now if you dont get back with me you raped me -If I cant have you i will turn into a psychotic bitch and stalk you -I will stalk and possibly threaten every girl you date after me because you're "the one" and we should be together.... You get the point...run Forrest, run....:) |
Oh and no also...:D
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As the joke goes;
What's the difference between a 17 year old and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you around crying for 6 months after you dump your load into it. Misogynistic, but accurate. |
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Instead of dating a 17 year old. Tell her to look you up when she turns 25 and in the mean time you need to get a job and move out of your Mothers house! :D
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Article 113 of the bro code: A bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick.
y/2+7=x where y=bro's age and x= chicks age |
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tap it but at a motel so she doesn't know where you live and then never go back to that gas station again:D
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May I refer the honorable gentleman to this related article;
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. Let the bar owner take the shit for you corrupting the poor young thing. Still a little young though :rolleyes: |
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