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Robbybobby 06-17-2011 12:33 AM

How young of a girl would you date?
 
Here's my situation. I'm 35 and single. I frequent a gas station where this totally attractive girl works. So I flirted with her and I gor her number.
A couple days later, I called and asked her out. She said she'd be happy to go out with me. So I thought I would take her out to a movie and drinks afterword. The movie went well and I asked her where she'd like to go for drinks. She then tells me that she can't. I ask her why and she says shes not old enough to get into the bar. She tells me she's 17. My jaw dropped. We went for a walk instead.

I really like this girl but is she too young for me to date?

TheSNakE 06-17-2011 12:48 AM

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yup.......

Eccles 06-17-2011 06:31 AM

Beware that everyone will think you're a pervert and also, unless she's really mature or you're really immature, you'll likely get bored of each other, break-up and everyone will still think you're a pervert.

el_victorino 06-17-2011 08:53 AM

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The Godfather 06-17-2011 09:04 AM

What Snake said.

... and don't even consider that secret romance bullshit. Young girls talk too much.

Foetus 06-17-2011 09:16 AM

just fuck her. she works at a gas station....free beef jerky!

NookieJunkie 06-17-2011 03:11 PM

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I've seen this kind of shit before, ignore the damn troll!!

TheSNakE 06-17-2011 04:46 PM

They would never find your body if that was my daughter. Maybe if they checked crocodile shit for your DNA.

jo_dile 06-17-2011 07:34 PM

Dont do it. If shes that young shes probably not had much experience in life. So heres your life if you do:

You'll have fun for a while, and then you'll have sex. She will think that having sex with you means you love her. She will start creating a much more serious relationship in her head than it really is. When you get tired of her being clingy and calling you 1000 times a day-you will try and break up with her. When you do she will go psycho and pull out every stop to get you to stay which will include:
-Im pregnant
-You knew I was underage and you still fucked me...well now if you dont get back with me you raped me
-If I cant have you i will turn into a psychotic bitch and stalk you
-I will stalk and possibly threaten every girl you date after me because you're "the one" and we should be together....

You get the point...run Forrest, run....:)

jo_dile 06-17-2011 07:35 PM

Oh and no also...:D

mr.brownfella 06-17-2011 08:28 PM

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thank you I must remember that one...

Wood Dragon 06-17-2011 10:10 PM

As the joke goes;

What's the difference between a 17 year old and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow you around crying for 6 months after you dump your load into it.

Misogynistic, but accurate.

jo_dile 06-17-2011 10:12 PM

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You are disgusting, and vile. I cannot believe you would post something like this. Wanna make out? :D

Wood Dragon 06-17-2011 10:14 PM

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Only if you promise to hate me for all the nasty but uniquely satisfying things I'll do to you;)

jo_dile 06-17-2011 10:14 PM

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Mwahahaha! :D

Foetus 06-18-2011 07:38 AM

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nufsedalready 06-18-2011 11:01 AM

Instead of dating a 17 year old. Tell her to look you up when she turns 25 and in the mean time you need to get a job and move out of your Mothers house! :D

jo_dile 06-18-2011 11:14 AM

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You would....:D lol

smeegs 06-18-2011 06:48 PM

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This sounds like some shit you'd see on 4chan. (Looks around)Hmmmm...No viruses or kiddie porn...still on DSF whew!

ababykilla 06-19-2011 02:24 AM

Article 113 of the bro code: A bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick.

y/2+7=x

where y=bro's age and x= chicks age

nufsedalready 06-19-2011 10:55 AM

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You forgot the single mother exception: which is z=-5

So if the lady in question is a single mother the formulae is:

y/2+7-5
=x

Or a 35yo/2+7-5=19.5 Still too young for you even if she is a single mother already


cmetz 06-20-2011 04:02 PM

tap it but at a motel so she doesn't know where you live and then never go back to that gas station again:D

Stantz 06-21-2011 09:04 AM

May I refer the honorable gentleman to this related article;
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In a nutshell, the guy who played Toombs in x-files and the arsehole prison guard in The Green mile, married an aspiring country singer. He's 51, she's 16. Also, he's a character actor and she can't sing that well.

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I would just say, be very careful. You might have something special, and for you both it's very real, but loose lips sink ships, and the rumour nill may just shoot you down before you've got to second base

cableporter 06-24-2011 05:31 PM

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If you tap it get her to meet you in a bar first. That way when the parents press charges for Statutory Rape, you can say "I met her at Joe's Bar" " She must have been carded so I knew she was of age"

Let the bar owner take the shit for you corrupting the poor young thing. Still a little young though :rolleyes:

strommsarnac 06-29-2011 04:56 AM

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That simple phrase can be interpreted another in a less obvious way too.

el_victorino 06-29-2011 08:31 AM

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Sixteen is legal in a lot of states, and it's still 14 in a couple of states. Just check it out before you whip it out. A local minor league ball player banged a 17 year old groupie a few years ago on an away trip to Oregon. If he'd banged her across the river in Washington it would have been legal but since he did it in Oregon, he was arrested.


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