HAE, in all seriousness, actually tried to move objects with your mind?
 

HAE, in all seriousness, actually tried to move objects with your mind?

Ha! This reminded me of something that happened to me when I was about 13...
One day I was staring at a bottle of Coke sitting on the countertop...I don't know what the fuck I was thinking about (probably wondering when I would finally get to see some REAL tits in person) but the Coke bottle moved... It really freaked me out and I was convinced I moved it with my mind... I tried to move it again with my mind (on purpose now) and IT MOVED!!! I did this 4 more times and every time the fucking 2 liter bottle moved right on cue... needless to say I was excited beyond comprehension...Then the fucking bottle moved on its own without my "help"...I took a good look at the counter top and then it dawned on me: I had left the bottle out of the fridge for about an hour and since I grew up in the Tropics with no air conditioning, the condensation dripping from the bottle had helped the bottle slide across the marble counter top and the entire episode was a monumental coincidence...But for about 90 seconds I was a super hero in the making...

What do you mean tried?

I try to do that all the time to women's clothing...in public. Doesn't work...

Hahah nice :D

You think I type with my hands.....?



:D

I always thought of you more as a "hunt and pecker."

Rude! I touch type.... one handed ;)

I'm sure you're doing some "touching" with the other hand too there mate.

I have no hands:(

YES, but mostly,,,
 

it doesn't work,

There she is: wifey, standing in front of the TV telling me about something I couldn't care less about, and I'm trying my Jedi powers and concentrating really hard... MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE but mostly it does not work, she just keeps on standing and talking. I'd say something but getting laid is usually more important than something one of you will have linked and I can download later.

;)

TRUE
 

True, but you have a "head" and you are susposed to try to move things using your mind. Sorry Forgot, Dick's are brainless!

Dude, I spent hours in high school and college being stoned in class trying to move my pen. Almost every day, for at least one class that was all I would do. I never figured it out, but damn it, I'll still try.

Why does this not surprise me at all? :D

I move shit with my mind all the time: my eyes, my tongue, my hands, fingers, feet, toes, penis, balls, stomach, back, waist, neck, head, eyelids, a ballpoint pen, my rectum, the shit hiding behind my rectum, my lips.

All the time.

I can make another person move with the power of my mind!





All I have to do is think of sex, and the wife runs a mile!

Ballpoint pen?

I wondered it anyone would notice that. I can move that with my mind, but it has to be in my hand.

I just assumed that it would be in your rectum at the the time.

I do it all the time. I concentrate and look at my son a certain way and he gets the hell on.

Quit projecting, you poor thing.

Yes, but I cut back on my drug intake and that pretty much stopped.

When I went through my Star Wars phase I did this all the time.

So what have you been doing this week?

Planning my trip to take the ring back to Mordor, of course. What are you, stupid or something?