How much do you masturbate?
 

Well???:confused: :confused:

I'll rub one out about once a month while the old lady is on the rag

That's not very sporting...jump in there brother...BADOW!

You gotta get your red wings!

Red Wings? I thought they were a hockey team :) Anyhoo... Just makes things a little slicker and taking a shower afterwards leads to new and interesting developments.

Oh no... red wings are more than that!

No Thanks!
 

He's got his Red Wings!!!!

im kinda weird but if i have a girlfriend then i might choke my dick once a week EVEN if we have sex everyday.

but if im single then i masturbate at least once every other day

WOW!! didnt expect that. I just threw up in my mouth

That seems extremely normal to me. I used to hear that there was no need to beat off if you have sex all the time, but that's just not true. I want to get off whenever I have the urge, not when I get the urge and a chick happens to be around.

What I do find weird are the guys who have girlfriends that they fuck and still beat off three times a day. I just don't understand how someone can have that much free time.

I couldn't do it 3 times a day and top it off have sex with my gf... no way in hell!

i beat off 4 times on sunday, but i was bored the fuck out of my mind, so i just wacked on some porn and jerked off for a few hours, i got lazy at the end tho and stuck on a rubber so i didnt have to clean up, usually tho its once a day if i have a girlfriend or not

1. Why do you beat off 4 times on Sunday? Is it a religious thing?

2. You jack off into a condom?

I tried it once. It felt weird so I never did it again. Of course, I don't really like condoms anyway.

I bet you bag your shit too......don't you..

... wow....
 

i have a girlfriend, i fuck her alot, at the very least once a day and i have to masturbate at least 2-5 times average. but i can go weeks without masturbating maybe 2 or 3 months at a time, ive tried, it makes my dick pretty big 8 inches easily (not that big but big to me, im 7 inches from all the fatigue) i dont know you guys are making me feel tottaly fucked up. but im 18 and ever since ive been working out which has been for about 1 1/2 years i feel like a shit load of testosterone or what ever, i dont know, any one with me on this one? i know its alot :cool:

I do it at the very very least maybe once a week, regardless of relationship status. At the moment I average about every other day. I feel like it is a lot, my friends barely do it. I get horny, especially when I am away at school because I am alone a lot more. Also the couple days before my period starts I get like insatiably horny. It gets very annoying, It can become a twice a day thing. Being in a relationship makes it much easier on me, less work to do.

hey serafina, thats interesting cuz i just read this article in my campus newspaper about female masturbation and its taboos...its from u-wire...ill try to find it. u might find it interesting

That was interesting. I never really have felt that kind of level of shame about it though. For me, it's fun and a necessity.

Then you're doing it wrong.

Would showering and crying afterward help?

just spell his name backwards

i jerk off for maintenance to keep an even keel. i really would rather save it all up for the wife but if i waited that long, (i mean sometimes it's HOURS from when i shoot her the knowing wink till the briefcase gets put away) we'd all suffer. if i go more than four hours without release, my hair starts falling out and the flowers in the window box wilt. it's ugly.

sometimes u just have to!
but it would be nice so store it in a jar in the fridge just to show her how good u've been :D

haha when u said even keel i expected u meant every 2 days or something

nah it's glandular i think. my whole life up till marriage was compensating for the embarrassment. i mean you should have seen the gym teacher in middle school. evil, evil woman. not even real fit or anything, just a kind of frumpy middle aged type. the push ups didn't just hurt my arms. :(

hon... what where you pushing up on?! :eek:

oh god..i need to shake my head an hour to get rid of this visual :D

For me, it depends on the week... and how cock hungry the old lady is. she is usually horney so sometimes i go a week or more without. she loves the cock, loves it!

Daily when my girlfriend is on her period. The rest of the month I usually refrain, unless she goes to bed early and I get bored. My record is seven times in one day, but it was a really boring day (or at least it would have been). I don't do the redwings thing anymore. The sight of my dong looking like a murder weapon afterwards is too much. However, if your definition of redwings is going down during that time of the month, well that's just sick and should only be arousing to a vampire.

Yea i'll admit it. I'm cock crazy, i have a man who is willing to oblige all the time though so i only have to masturbate when i get really horny or he's a dirty little tease. :p

kinda embarrassing, but...
 

Even when I was in a relationship and having sex on a regular basis, I would still masturbate at least twice a day!

Now that I'm single, however....I think I do it about three to four times a day. And if I'm especially horny, it might exceed five times a day....:o

Nice one. Now all the guys on here will be worthless at work tomorrow.
If i get yelled at, I'm blaming you.

keep in mind that women don't get it any easier either. my head is really fuzzy most of the time.

sorry...just being honest!

nothing to be sorry about; i'm just givin you guff

I do it at least once a day. The wife can't keep up, but she doesn't bother trying to keep up anymore, so maybe she just doesn't like me.

I'm once a week myself.

^^^ liar. troll.

said the home schooled virgin :D
yea...