Happiness fuckers!
 

So every thread I've ever started has died a horrible herpes filled, chained to N2's basement water heater, dressed in a koala suit death.



So here's another!




What makes you happy fuckos? Or if you want to get deep with it, tell us what happiness is!


Happiness to me: is cumming on a woman's back and when she turns around to look at me, not wanting to punch her in the face.

Ok, serious happiness this time: Kissing my god kids on the top of their little foreheads.

Jerking off puts a smile on my face. :)

Jerking off is not a smiley kind of happiness if you ask me. Its more of a prune face because of the mess you caused and now have to clean up. But I'm more of a self loathing masturbater, it keeps things dirty. hehe

Good one!

Happiness is: The first inhale of the first cigarette of the day.

Happiness is : A good dump, the kind that clears out your entire bowels.

Happiness is: My first ski run of the day in fresh powder with the sun shining brightly and me not forgetting sunblock. Bliss...

Playing music and drinking beers with friends around a bonfire at the beach. So good.

Happiness is (to me at least)... When I go in to my daughters room to wake her for the day and she runs into me at full speed, arms outstretched, shouting 'Daddy!!'

That's something I miss not having my ex-roommate's daughter to watch. I miss that kid so much. Max, reading that has me tearing in the memory.

Yeah, it's funny how kids affect you.

happiness to me....is not reading stuff out of context and creeping myself out on a tuesday morning.



I've got several others....and 99% of them revolve around my kids...but I'm gonna concur with Satan on this one. I think snowboarding is my purest love - so first track(s) in real powder on a beautifully cold, crisp morning really tickles my fanny.

drinking a freshly roasted/freshly french-pressed cup of coffee....watching the sunrise on the beach with a hot naked woman.

oh and a granny gumjob, obviously.

Snowboarding? You must be younger than me therm... i was already a very good skier by the time snowboarding became widely accepted so i never wanted to "start over" on a new sport when i was already adept on the skinny sticks!

I hear ya....and actually, I still do both...but I fell for snowboarding back in the day.

I'm 29....and I think I started snowboarding around 12 or 13? It was crazy - I'd say 95% of the slopes wouldn't even ALLOW snowboarding on the mountain back then. Huge, fugly, neon Burton boards too...hahah...and one-direction boards, none of this concave freestyle stuff.

It's funny though - I totally snowboard like a skier and I fucking HATE the fucktards that plop down right in front of the lift and strap-in.

HAHA, I remember those fuckin boards. Lil arrow shaped death magnets man. Only good for diggin in at high speeds and commencing the death-cartwheel.

my kid being born. first time someone says "i love you" to me. sunset with the new girlfriend.

sappy, i know.

Happiness~

Sitting with my son and playing Left 4 Dead, him looking at me and saying "lets kick some zombie ass dad!".

My daughter making me sit through princess movies and then saying I'm the best daddy in the world.

Not having to wake up in pain/a cell/hungover/in some area I don't remember going to.

lol! i got the same thing with Half Life. ahh, so proud.

Sappy? Fuck 'em. Nothing wrong with those.

Bwahahaha I was thinking the same thing. Damn you good sir!

+1

Every time I go out drinking I wake up with one eye only. I keep expecting to be in the hospital or in cell. Again.

Happiness is the first time I make a dark joke and it doesn't go over a girl's head.

In Humboldt? It's so cold up there at night how can you keep your fingers from going numb while playing the guitar?

Happiness is having someplace to hang out, with sick fuckers like y'all.

Happiness is Midnight Photo trips through San Fransisco.
Happiness is a late night Highway 1 drive in the Mini.
Happiness is the sound of my daughter laughing at herself when she messed something up.

That wouldn't happen to be tats' missing mini?

that bitch mother fucker! i thought he was eyeballing my enormous pecs...it was the ride he was checking out. :mad:

Awww! Boon's going soft.

Now calm down tats, I didn't say it was yours for sure. I doubt dik would dick you. Beside, the paint on the mini isn't even dry yet. It's not the same color as yours.

one happiness is getting an empty,twisty road and a chance to run through the gears.

Happiness comes in a nice perky rack!!

your such a woman.

This some kind of new crazy fetish???

New? no. crazy? perhaps

Happiness is a penis in my vagina and a finger in my ass

Reverse that, and you got yourself a gawdamned deal. :D

it's very hard to argue with you sometimes.


adios mio, I can't believe I didn't think of this one sooner....this is perhaps my favorite beatles tune?

Happiness... is a warm gun
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
Happiness... is a warm gun mama
(Bang bang, shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger
(Ooo, oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm
(Ooo, oh yeah

Happiness is...

an empty ballsack.

Happiness is watching a movie you think is going to be shit and being pleasantly surprised.

Happiness is a penis in SLF's vagina and a finger in his ass? :confused:

i fully support his right to get a FootLong in his ass. No on 8!

Happiness is a wife who tells you shes going out for the evening, enjoy your kitchen pass