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Arob 10-25-2008 12:36 PM

Do you know any weird cocktail recipes?
 
At the Belli Lunch in the Drake Hotel's underground (basement) space yesterday on Queen W in Downtown Toronto, I sampled some deliciously different drinks.





Basil Martini was the best beverage available.. This blended martini was the signature cocktail of E.B. White (author Charlotte's Web) and also some other famous music club in Martha’s Vinyard or something – who cares, this is a great drink!


I put the exact recipe right on the photo using the Facebook application Blabble so you could try this one at home. The last line is 3 to 4 leaves of basil. Try it. It’s worth it.


Why doesn’t every bar have a drink like this? What’s your favourite exotic cocktail recipe? Got any pictures?

Moose_Thompson 10-25-2008 02:43 PM

I like to make one called the Black Cock Russian. Pretty much the same as a regular Black Russian, but I stir it with my cock.

Delicious.

staroffurby 10-25-2008 02:59 PM

An old flat mate did run a cocktail bar, so fantastic to come home and have him practise recipes then spend all night drinking them :D

Don't have pictures for these, most of these are best served cold over ice. Then again i am no barman this is just what i have written down from my ex flat mate.

Dirty Bird!
3 oz tequila
2 oz coffee liqueur
Top with cream or milk

Horny Devil
2 oz tequila
1 oz white rum
top with a little tomato juice
splash of tabasco

Tight Snatch
2 oz White rum
2 oz Peach schnapps
top up Pineapple juice and add crushed blueberries


Sour Punch
1 1/2 oz. ginger brandy
1 dash lemon juice
1 drop Tabasco
1/2 egg white, mix all together and sieve before serving

Might be able to dig out some more later.

mr.brownfella 10-25-2008 10:09 PM

I was in a bar up in Bel Air, MD. A female bartender gave a drunk custmoer a drink called
Sloppy Seconds.
Sloppy Seconds-Drink Recipe
Recipe Ingredients
12.0 oz. Beer
2 oz. Tomato Juice
1 oz. Rum

in a Beer Mug..

jcaf41 10-25-2008 10:14 PM

Its nothing special - but the bartender at the 99's up the street from my buddies gave me this tip because they wont do shots or make anything a double.

Instead of a Jack and Coke - ask for a (in my case) a JD Manhattan on the rocks, hold the Vermouth with a splash of coke. Basically its Jack on the rocks with just a hint of coke so I don't feel like that lonely drunk at the end of the bar.....yet.

That was most of what I had last night which crippled me all day today.

Stupac 10-26-2008 06:03 AM

Dirty Sailor

1 shot of tequila
1 splash of mayonaisse

FortySuz&Two 10-26-2008 07:12 PM

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wtf!!

BarryMcCockiner 10-27-2008 11:41 AM

I don't have a recipe, but when I was in Italy, the last night in Orvieto my friends and I went in to a wine bar that we had frequented throughout the week with the chef we were working with (he was our translator) and told the bartender that we were from an American organization that rates the best mixed drinks in tourist towns throughout the world and we thought he had what it took to win the award for Orvieto. He made us all a round of drinks, and we told him that wasn't quite what we were looking for. This repeated for 5 drinks until we told him he was the winner with a drink with vodka and blood orange amongst other things. We had an official looking certificate with us signed by our president, Barry McCockiner (my idea, hence the screenname) and got our picture taken with him. We got it framed the next morning and dropped it off, and it's still hanging on the wall there, so if you're ever driving through Orvieto, stop in the VinCafe and you can see the picture.

wildebeast71 10-27-2008 11:56 AM

One placed I worked at my buddy and I would give complementary shots to the 21 year olds. If they they were being assholes, arrogant, stupid than they would get a fried egg which is;

151 & popcorn oil.

90% were puking after that.

strommsarnac 10-29-2008 05:13 PM

A friend got me hooked on Crown Hooters. Oddly, after not making any for years, I can't exactly remember the mix. I've looked on the net and none of them are what I remember.

I think...
Crown Royale
Sprite
Sour mix (not sweet and sour)
Chamborde

At some drunken point I remember a hot bar babe making it with pineapple juice too.

Not sure what the mix quantities are, but it's poured into a shaker with ice to chill and then drank from a shot glass. I'd pour it over ice in an 8 ounce glass.

SirLongFoot 10-29-2008 05:17 PM

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This is some good shit:

Beer
Clamato juice
a squeeze of lemon/lime
a dash of salt
a dash of Tapatio hot sauce.
:D

n2tattoos.lol 10-29-2008 06:04 PM

Moonshine
 
The basic ingredients:

* corn meal
* sugar
* water
* yeast
* malt

The basic process:

Mix all ingredients together in a large container. After mixing, move the mixture, called "mash," into a still and leave it to ferment. How quickly this process occurs depends on the warmth of the mash.

Heat the mash to the point of vaporization at 173 degrees. The mash will produce a clear liquid, often the color of dark beer. You must watch this process with careful attention.

Trap vapor using a tube or coil. The vapor will be transferred into a second, empty container. The resulting condensation is the moonshine. It is then ready to drink or sell.

Keep mash in container. It is now called "slop." Add more sugar, water, malt, and corn meal and repeat the process.

Repeat the process up to eight times before replacing the mash.

BarryMcCockiner 10-30-2008 10:44 AM

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My hometown's specialty. I went shot for shot/strawberry for strawberry with the Virginia Tech offensive line at my buddy's birthday party in '02.

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mr.brownfella 10-30-2008 12:24 PM

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really, Tapatio Hot Sauce? I don't no sounds a bit dangerous. hell I try it.

mr.brownfella 10-30-2008 09:34 PM

BACON

Cocktail Baconcello
Elements Vodka, green apples, lime, maple syrup, pancetta and, of course, bacon Substitute for Braised pork. This drink is smoky enough that it will satisfy any and all pork cravings.

Bacon Bloody Mary

Cocktail Everything in your basic Bloody Mary: tomato juice, black pepper, horseradish, vodka—except the vodka has been infused with bacon
Substitute for Bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage…any addictive breakfast meat.

so who wants to go first.

mr.brownfella 10-30-2008 10:14 PM

OJ, Paulaner, Bacon, and egg (hard boiled and put on the side of the glass like a slice of an orange.

in and 4 oz glass,

aesposit 03-01-2010 12:54 PM

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Ha ha, we call that shot The Sweaty Mexican only we microwave the mayo real quick....excellent to give to those birthday boys that can handle anything

MrGoutHimself 03-01-2010 03:07 PM

My favorite was always a "Nuclear Nazi" (friend named it that). It's equal parts Jager and Vodka with a splash of midori to green up the color. I also liked to have black Sambuca added instead of the Midori because I don't like fruity drinks except Fruit Juicy Red from Hawaiian punch (with Grain Alcohol or Everclear added).
-SRD

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Magnusrex 03-01-2010 05:12 PM

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PUT A FUCKING WARNING ON SHIT LIKE THAT MAN!:eek:

gimmebeer 03-01-2010 05:32 PM

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what were you expecting?


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