Banged A Prostitute?
 

Has anyone here ever hired someone for sex? I haven't, but it intrigues me.... Like off a website like eros or CL or something? I would love to hear your experiences, as well as pros/cons of the entire thing....

I picked up a hooker in New Haven, CT back in '99. She (Yes she was a she!) was not good to look at, smelled like a dirty stripper and thought I was a cop. She asked me to drive to a small lot where she gave me a BJ. She asked me if I wanted her to blow me using a condom and I said yes. After about 5 mins I was thinking about fucking her but she was just soooooo dirty that I just wanted her out of my fucking car before she rotted the seat out. :(

All in all I think it was $40 well spent and I'll never pick a hooker up off the street again

I'll tell about my other experiences with hookers is asked.

Pred

Haha I've already talked once about my experience. (Major regret). But its interesting hearing about them.

Preach on pred!

If I get a few more votes I will.

I mean, it's just Hookers/Prostitutes/Escorts/Massage Parlor Attendants.

If someone on here honestly wants to know what to expect, I'll share my experiences but if you're just looking for some hot sex stories, please PM me and include nude pics!!!

I vote to hear more....

Ok, that's one vote but I need more.

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+ 100 :)

Pred, knowing that every story you have is pretty fucking interesting, I say more.

When I lived in Greensboro years ago and worked as an Asst Mgr for Wendy's there, there was a place called Oriental Rose that was an asian massage parlor. I can tell you that there were a few times I paid for the happy ending. Those girls were like surgeons with their hands. I also called an escort when I was in Raleigh for Wendy's college and had her come to the hotel room the night before the big final when everyone else was studying to get my pre-exam nerves sucked out.

Pred, tell your story, I'm intrigued... any of them involve the trannies?
-SRD

I never have! Knowing my luck the one time I would, I would end up getting busted by a fucking sting. Plus I hate glitter

That's gotta be enough votes....spill the beans Pred!!

Hookers don't wear glitter, strippers do and YES there is a difference.

I am now going to recount my first, of many experiences at an Asian massage parlor. The escorts and teenage coke whore hookers come in time.

I was living in my first apartment in a Navy town. There were 3 strip bars in town. None were of high class quality but the girls were just hot enough to get you to want to fuck something you know could be a little dangerous.

I drink my quota of beers to make you stagger but not fall down. I have about $20 left in my pocket and since lapdances are counter productive and a scam I leave the place around 2am. I have driven past the 2 local Japanese massage parlors every day for the last month but have never been in one. I have an extra $100 in my bank account doing nothing so I hit the ATM and pull n2 one (pun intended).

A small sign next to the door lists the hours of operation as OPEN 24hrs/day and a little frightening is another sign that say's "Ring buzzer". The door latch clicks and I go through 3 separate doors into what looks like a living room with a couple couches and about 3 exercise bikes and treadmills and one nautilus machine. No one is in this room and it is lit with very dim lighting but there is a counter with a receptionist. She's fucking smokin hot so I'm getting psyched for this!

Next to her is a sign listing two services and prices.

The services are the same except for the length of time.
-Shower
-Sauna
-Massage
30 mins $50
60 mins $100

Never been to one of these places I select the 30 minute deal. The receptionist opens the door nect to the counter and walks me into the back. Now I meet another woman who could be in her mid to late 50's and asks me a couple questions like if I have ever been here before and what service I am looking for. No big deal to me so she walks me into a room with sexy mood lighting that looks almost like a Doctors exam room with a twin bed size massage table in it, a couple tables with massage oils, towels, a stereo playing soft jazz and a clear plastic pouch/bag. The old lady asks for the money, tells me to undress, put on the towel and place my valuables in the plastic pouch thing. She tells me that my girl will be in in a few minutes.

I'm all set in like 90 seconds and hear some asian talking out in the hallway then she walks in. She has a pretty face and is wearing a very short silk robe that could double as lingerie. She compliments me on my physique and asks me which package I selected (again). I just go with the flow because I don't want to get arrested or beaten up but a ninja hiding in the back as their bodyguard.

We go to the back where there is a huge shower room and there is a table in the middle of the room. She has a removeable shower head and sprays warm water on the table and sprays me a bit and giggles. Maybe she's trying to get me to relax since I probably look a little nervous and they don't know me as a regular (yet). She walks over to me, puts her face right next to my ear and asks me to take my towel off. I do and she tells me to lay on the table face down..........

I'll tell the second part later if a few on here want to hear it.

^^^ "face down"? I'm not sure I want to hear the rest...

The fuck Boonie???
You're not scared of what "appears" to be a sexy asian chick who is asking me to lie down on a table face down in some strange Yakuza controlled massage parlor???

Since you are voting NO for me to continue, I'll wait to see if anyone else agrees with you.

No harm, no foul.

LOL, the guts you had to lie face down, not knowing if you'd be suddenly raped anally by n2, while he screamed, GODZIRRA!!!!

Well WTF dude???
No guts, no glory!!!!!

I was watching the Yankees last night with my wife and when Matsui hit the HR and then then double I started saying that all n2 like and she thought I was nuts. Later in the game while we are having sex, I yelled it again as I was cumming all over her chest.
GODZIRRA!!!!
GODZIRRA!!!!
GODZIRRA IS CUMMING!!!!

(I need some fucking help)

Hiroshima Cum Bomb FTMFW!

Damn man, way to leave a guy with half a stalk. And I've got a meeting in 5 minutes with the hot-to-trot call floor director here and I'm going to go in flying my flag. Thanks! Where's the rest? Where's the fucked-up pay-off, I know one's coming....
-SRD

^^^ he rike happy ending

I have to know how this turned out.....

Duh, this is Pred! The asian chick was actually a dude!!!

But if it was an asian dude, wouldn't it be hard to tell whether it was a prong or just a big clit?
-SRD

Oh to consider what happened a typical happy ending then you are very very wrong. I'll finish the happenings of that night later tonight when I have more time to go into it unless some don't want me too because I know how some members don't like hearing about penises, vaginas, Japanese people, Japanese people who look like the have a vagina but actually have a penis under their skirt.

As a bonus, I'll teach you how to go forward and not get nailed on a sting operation.

See, it's comments like that that hurt my feelings.

What if I said "Duh, this is Boon! The asian dude was actually a chick"

Well share it again dude, i dont remember reading about it, we could use a good laugh :D


Pred you make reading interesting, hurry up and finish the story

I'll tell part two tonight (The Sauna Strikes Back), I promise and I will also be bringing along visual aids.

Dude, they put the HIV in your eye at the massage parlor? Bogus!
-SRD

HUH?? :confused:

You said they gave you "visual AIDS."
-SRD

HAHAHA, oh man.....I'm not even drinking :D

I meant "Visual Aides"

The E was silent

Don't get all butt-hurt. I'm sorry. So please, with fucking sugar on top, tell the rest of the fucking story.

:)

I will, let me finish eating dinner. :)

Sushi or sashimi?

Just to recap

So I do as she asks and the water is pretty warm, borderline HOT but that's a good thing since it's almost chilly in this area. She gently sprays me down over my shoulders, back, legs, feel and butt for a couple minutes. She adjusts the shower head to a pulsing stream to massage my muscles as I see her grab a huge sponge, put some nice smelling liquid soap in it and lathers it up.
All the while she's talking to me in her Japanese accent and broken Engrish (that's so you can follow along n2) and it's cool. Asking me if I live around here, complimenting me on my body and stuff all guys like to hear as she is washing me down with the big sponge and massaging my muscles. She rinses me off and washes me down again.

She brushes her hand between my ass cheeks very gently to gauge my reaction to her. I play it cool and she does it a few more times but also reaches all the way down and soaps up my balls.She spends a good minute and a half running her hand between my ass cheeks and making cute noises and then puts her face right next to my ear and tells me what a cute ass I have. She get's back up and tells me to roll over.

She giggles a bit but grabs the head of my cock and her broken Engrish she says hello to it and smiles at me. The wash is the same pretty much as the back but she spends a lot more time washing my cock and balls. SHe hoses me down, asks my to stand and hoses me down again and hands me 2 towels.

She walks me over to the sauna tells me to sit and she'll be back in 15 minutes. No biggie and the sauna feels good. There's a bunch of Penthouse and Hustler mags on the benches so you know what they're trying to get you ready for.

She comes back in about 10 mins and leads you down the hall to the original room where you got changed. Suddenly the room has been transformed to a room that does not look like a Dr's office but more like a bedroom.
The music is louder, there's a bed instead of a table. She tells me that she'll be back in a minute and to get comfortable.

She comes back in and she's in a very skimpy robe and I can see lingerie under it. SHe asks if I'm ready for her and she slowly takes the robe off revealing a light blue teddy.

She asks me to lay face down and she straddles my waist, puts some oil on my shoulders and rubs it in for a little while, still making small talk and asking if I have a girlfriend in town or a wife. Stuff like that. Asks me if I think she's pretty, how good looking I am and so on.

She gets off me and she asks me to roll over. She stands next to me and oils my chest and thighs and gives a pretty good massage. Brushes her hands up against my cock under the towel and then GRIPS IT! She giggles as she does this to again check my response to see if I'm a cop and/or willing to fuck her. I keep my cool and she asks me to take off my towel. I do that and now she starts to jack me off gently with some oil in her hand.

She leans in very close to me and whispers if I want to fuck. I just give her a "yeah" because I got a little nervous and didn't want to yell YES!!!

Anyway, she reaches over to a table next to her and grabs something in her hand but I can't see what it is because of the angle I am laying at.

Ok, she turns to the radio and really turns the volume of the music up. We need to speak in a normal tone of voice just to hear each other but it's not ruining the mood for me. She turns back around again and she bends over to blow me. I must have missed it when she was turning up the music because she put a condom in her mouth and rolled it all the way down my cock which was great because she knew what the fuck she was doing. :) She sucks my cock for a few minutes to get me hard as a rock and asks me right in my ear how I want to fuck her. I tell her doggie style and she gets up on the bed on all fours and aims me at her pussy.

I get in pretty easy and slowly pump because I want to make this last to get my money's worth. She sounds like she's enjoying it but not "over acting" which was very polite of her. After a while she turns her head around towards me and asks me if she can get on top of me. I say sure and we fuck for 5 mins like that but alchohol and gravity don't work well together so I ask if I can do her missionary so I can finish. Finish is the keyword and that's her goal. SHe wants you to finish so she can get her next customer so she'll let you do almost anything as long as it's going to end this.

I'm on top and really going at her thinking of our Veterans who had to do the Bataan death march and this was my revenge!!!!

Anyway, I shoot my load in the condom, she gets a few tissues and takes it off me, wipes my cock clean with a warm washcloth that was worth a tip, and tells me to get changed.

5 mins later she comes in and she's in a short mini dress like she's getting up on the main stage to dance next, LOL :D SHe hold my hand and walks me to the front door, tells me she had a great time and to come back again to see her soon.

For $50 and a $50 tip it was completely worth it and I used to treat myself to this every other week if I felt like it.

I highly reccomend it if you have the means.

Wow. Just wow.

Why's that??

I say fuck it and give it a shot some night.

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