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Best Band Name Ever
You know, we've been taking these guys for granted for 40 years now. But, if you take a minute and thing about it, they really came up with the best band name ever. And they came up with it way back when most bands were named shit like "The Hollies".
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They stole that name from a Howlin Wolf song, that makes it the best?
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Yeah, but Howling Wolf took it from an old adage "A rolling stone gathers no moss".
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Led Zeppelin
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Morning Wood
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Local (when I loved in AZ) punk group...fetus on your breath
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The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Their latest album, entitled "Danza II: Electric Boogaloo" ![]() You can close the thread now, this topic is over |
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Before Black Sabbath was called BLack Sabbath, they were called The Polka Tulk Blues Band...
also, a local band from where I used to live was called P.I.B.S., meaning Pimple Infected Butts of Steel... |
Local band I know, called "M.P Inferno"
M.P stands for midget porn. Midget Porn Inferno Love that name |
local band........whitemans overbite
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Teenage Head
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My old drummer was in a band called TOM CRUISE CONTROLL.
Another local name that I always liked was Falcon Crest. My favorite name major label artist wise is Soundgarden. |
It has to be one of these:
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How about Our God Given Right to Eat Fred Austaire's Asshole?
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how about frank stalone saves christmas
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I go for simple like - U2, REM, Cake, etc. -
On the queerly insane tip I like: Circle Jerks & Butthole Surfers But classic are: Stone Temple Pilots, Blue Oyster Cult (and their alter ego 'Soft White Underbelly'), Camper Van Beethoven, Dead Kennedys & Tenacious D My ficticious jazz combo name made up in college was 'Nocturnal Emmissions' - but never had the opportunity, or cool jazz chops, to implement... |
yeah, Dead Kennedys is awesome, but will it last forever?
how about Alcohooligans The Presidents of the United States of America Teenage Fanclub btw Alternate Current / Direct Current sounds really corny... |
I always thought Siouxsie & The Banshees was a cool band name.
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a few of my favorites are slightly stoopid, Ugly Casanova, g love and the special sauce, Hellyeah, Trik Turner, The Who and Richard Cheese (aka dick cheese)
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the string cheese incident, the disco biscuits, Dropkick Murphys
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The greatest band name ever is easy. Better Than Ezra. This has nothing to do with their music, cuz i could give a fuck, but check this out. Initially when they started out they were just called Ezra, but after they got signed it turned out that there was already another band with the same name and they were threatening litigation if they didnt change it. Thus Better Than Ezra was born.
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Black Sabbath
Judas Priest Queensryche Led Zeppelin Metallica |
I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness
See Cape, Buy Cape, Fly Hippo Eats Dwarf |
The best names come from industrial bands.
Nine Inch Nails Sister Machine Gun My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult Pop Will Eat Itself KMFDM (Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode) at least that is the rumor Revolting Cocks Although punk has some great like Circle Jerks, Black Flag and the Dead Kennedys. |
I know so many
Dying Fetus
God Dethroned Deeds of Flesh Morbid Angel Cannibal Corpse Zyklon Cancerslug Genitorturers ... I could go on and on listing awesome metal band names You should see the names of their songs: One Shot One Kill, Homicidal Retribution, Fetus Milkshake, Addicted to Vaginal Skin, Gallery of Suicide, Fucked With A Knife. I love it! |
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I've always liked
.Soul Coughing .Streetlight Manifesto but who can hate a name like Anal Cunt? Also I heard KMFDM was their initials or something, may or may not be true, may or may not have even been them they were talking about. |
There was a pub band in Queensland, Australia in the late 70's called "Buster Hymen and the Penetrators" - can't beat that name.....
Here's a few more good ones from Oz:
It's all here: http://blogs.theage.com.au/thedailyt..._worst_au.html |
The best band name ever will always belong to Anal Cunt. I know it's been mentioned in this thread already, but I give that one my vote.
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I think MadamMeow would be a kick ass band name.... better than Ladyhawke:D
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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. "Fourth child on the way, won't live another day Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why" Sick but they always manage to make you visualize all of the carnage they write about. |
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"REO Speed Dealer" has always been one of my faves....
and Youve Got Foetus on Your Breath Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel Foetus Under Glass and Chrissie Hynde almost named The Pretenders, "Mike Hunts Honorable Discharge" |
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Somewhere between The The and !!!.
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