misc. RANDOM QUOTES - post them here!
 

Since posting quotes is starting to become popular, post em here. Funny, sarcastic, inspirational....whatever.

Dude, quotes are so yesterday. But here's one:

Don't make me come over there and put my Boot up yo' Ass!
-Captain Spaulding

"................................................. ..."
Marcel Marceau

Cptn Spaulding FTW!!!

"Since posting quotes is starting to become popular, post em here. Funny, sarcastic, inspirational....whatever."

SirLongFoot

"FAIL!"

Megadouche

Towdog is a homo.














Go ahead, quote away...

"Hot people have sex,that's what we do."

Quote by Fabian Basabe

Seinfeld Quote:

"The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation."--George Costanza

Seinfeld Quote:

"You don't understand. A garage... I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?"--George Costanza

I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.
-George Carlin RIP

Towdog is a homo.

Megadouche

From the office which premiers tonight

Michael: I've, uh, I've been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here... See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beasley. Pam has been with us for... forever. Right, Pam?
Pam: Well. I don't know.
Michael: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. [growls]
Pam: What?

We're Streaking!
- Frank the Tank

"Say hello to my little friend"

N2Tattoos.lol

been there, done that


oh, and fuck you, jizz. :)

America, Fuck Yeah.
-Trey Parker

Bitch, capitalize my name when you speak to me. :)

i'm gonna have to go with FAIL, since it's "We're going streaking!"

And mine is:

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

-Jim Morrison

"I want a box of puppies."

Thomas

"Main Entry:
1ran·dom Listen to the pronunciation of 1random
Pronunciation:
\ˈran-dəm\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, succession, surge, from Anglo-French randun, from Old French randir to run, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German rinnan to run — more at run
Date:
1561

: a haphazard course
— at random
: without definite aim, direction, rule, or method <subjects chosen at random>"

Binary Jester

"this thread had to have been created with amy in mind, right?"

heat224

Seinfeld Quote:

"Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body."--Jerry Seinfeld

holy shit where did you find that from? random thoughts?

Seinfeld Quote:

"Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for me."--Elaine

"i think maybe you're scared you'll start caring and say something interesting...then we might not think you're just a sad, fat girl"

n2tattoos

"I wish they would start putting cane sugar back in Coca Cola instead of the inferior corn syrup. I have to bootled my coke from Mexico."

BlackCrypt

Morpheus: There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

Bill & Ted : "Woah!"

I read this somewhere, I don't think it was on this forum, and I don't know who said it but here is someone's description of giving a blow job:

"It's like being in a swordfight with a guy who is using salami instead of a sword and he keeps trying to stab you in the mouth and you don't have any sword."

“A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ’liberalism,’ they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Norman Thomas, former U.S. Socialist Presidential Candidate

"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kenneday, US Senator

"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."
- Baby Spice of the Spice Girls

truer words...you know the rest

I'll trust you, since it was off the top of my head. My bad. Sorry, Frank.

I like turtles.
-Future School Shooter