Hey you, Read this!!!
 

Yo, Newbs, while I am glad that you are here, and you each bring a little something new to this wonderful wacky (yea I said wacky) place we call DS, you need to stop making you first posts a picture request.

These ladies are not hookers you can just walk up to and get them to drop drawers. These are gentle, caring loving women who are sharing something very special with us. ANY YOU SHOULD RESPECT THAT and earn that special something so man up and get to know the ladies, ask them questions, engage their minds, create a relationship for them, and we will all benefit.

Now, I know I am not the boss of the board, but I felt that as a long time poster, and someone who has dumped his long time board (posted at another board going back to 2000) for this place, I in no way want it ruined.

OK, feel free to tackle me now.

Well said SexyLion :D

Yea, what he said:D

i need more sleep

Lucas, you forgot to tell them that you have this key...

And for super special assholes there is the time locked "im about to go nuclar on yo ass" button

Very well put SexyLion.

RB has that one:D

wait...this kinda sums it up...

Well said, Sexylion! Unfortunately, there will always be those who are too immature or too ignorant to heed your advice. They (collectively) will come in here and make their handful of crude posts, not caring if they offend anyone.
Hopefully everyone will remember where the ignore button is. ;)

That was really sweet and made my tummy feel warm and fuzzy.

Oh wait, maybe that was just my tea I spilled in my lap.

(I'm kidding, youre right)

:D

I fully agree with you there SL! I may be a n00b on this board, but I am not new to the internet by a long shot. There are certain etiquettes to follow for forums, and if someone would just watch the way people post on a board for just one day, they will see how it rolls there. Thats what I have done, and I think I am fitting in just fine here!

We all secretly hate you and tell jokes about you behind your back.

Tell jokes...I thought we were supposed to fuck the noob's mothers?

Good Call...
 

Slion...Well put sir...It's funny the growing amount of these types of posts. I goes to show all the webites who bother to read them, we really like it here...and is shows an ownership and friendship we've all come to appreciate.

Awww, that was sweet! I AM part of the family!

Hallelujah! He speaks the truth.

Luckily, everyone's been pretty nice and treated me well beyond decently since I started posting on the forums, though I still get the occasional nekked pix request. >:O

How many PM's?

If you would just go ahead and post those nudes pics that would be the end of it. It's not like we would keep asking for more or anything. ;)

I hate requests. Every since I was 5 I hated requests.

your a taint... what do you know

Yeah fuck off you stupid taint...five inches or not you're still just a taint...caught in the limbo of 'taint your ass and it 'taint yer balls...