"If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing."

Jack Handey

I'm very loud : )

so, are you officially a "couple"? or should mac an shasta keep flirting with you...

"When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes."

Jack Handey

dont forget me, I'll throw a harmless little flirtation her way every so often ;)

Hole in the wall is the absolutely the dumbest TV show I have ever seen...

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

haha i laughed a couple times watching it (during Bears/Colts commercials)....but i don't think that is what they were aiming for...

Is that not the fucking truth

"If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you."

Jack Handey