I bet there's a party at Pen's house because




I'm out of Jack Handey qoutes

Maybe I can find some more for you...

not necessary :)

Did you post this one?

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

Jack Handey

OK, show of hands...

Who read more than three of Shasta's Jack Handey posts?



Yeah, I thought so!

Sorry Bigmac.....I'm guilty as sin.


I consumed each and every one like the tasty little fucking bon-bons that they were.

I deserve your scorn, I know.

I read every post in the random section,partially,cause I have nothing else better to do.lol

Don't worry all. I still have more George Washington quotes left.

Who is this Shasta character you speak of....There used to be a Shasta here once, but he died to me after the 2nd Jack Handey quote....Maybe he'll pull a Jesus (spanish pronunciation) and rise from the dead (to me)

If any one far surpasses others, either in age, estate, or merit, yet would give place to one meaner than himself in his own lodging, the one ought not to accept it; so he, on the other hand, should not use much earnestness nor offer it above one or twice.

George Washington