Excuse me, I have to run to the library!!
(read ABS)

I saved a few for the rest of you guys.


This will be next on my coffee table soon!

It was in an newspaper here a while ago. Apparently, the skiers knew the guy that was driving that car, so they were ready when it came by.

thats the point. the google drivers always tip off their friends to where they are driving......it leads to silliness.

damn you work fast!!

Fuckin Posers

This happened not far from me (Folkestone, Kent). The owl's owner often sets up a small stall in Kentish towns to prote his Owl sanctuary and hopefully collect donations. One day a young lad was watching the owls and set down his skateboard. This owl, who was just asleep, suddenly awoke and jumped onto the board. Someone pulled the board along with some string and he seemed to like it.

The owl's owner got the bird his own minature board, and he apparently swoops onto the board and it travels along with his momentum, when it stops, he takes off, circles and lands on the board again.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! can you believe this shit? its a fucking bird on a skateboard doing tricks and shit! what kind of fucking bird would do something like this.....besides a parrot, parakeet, falcon, hawk, or a bird on a cruise ship or in an amusement park, a carnival, a circus, mexican mall, flea market, or some kind of gypsy traveling roadshow! this is the most amazing fucking shit i have ever seen in my life! FUUUUUUUUUUCK everything else! i live my life for this bird now, and this bird only! fucking owl, you had me at "hoot"