Show Me Don't Tell Me, now order in the court!!!

Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally you would think that "fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.

Jack Handey

How much longer until a n00b member wants his name changed to Jack Handey?

Shasta and his Jack me Handey quotes are drivin me fuckin batshit looney.
















































































































































Snowmen!?!?!?!?!:eek:

i did not know that!

Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

Jack Handey

Motherfucker!

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

Jack Handey

I loled at this one. And it made my head hurt

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Jack Handey