girls dont run so good on vodka and roofies. :p

nah it was a long battle and a lot of loonies were thrown at her before we finally hooked up

That's it buz. If I have my way, you will be permanently banned from this thread for exciting to riot. I'm gonna laugh the day Chesty steals your girl and leaves you with nothing.

that could happen. mine likes girls. i think her and i should target serafina and see what the rest of her looks like. cuz that mouth is something else

I wouldn't mind some jelly or syrup.

And for buz, I got some poon thirty minutes ago.

atta boy. mine is at work for another 30 mins so im hoping. i think i may have a lot of mosts in here this weekend. we took 8 Viagra from her old man and she got all her toys from 2 sex parties that she was at over the last 2 weeks

Shame on you, stealing from an old man with E.D.

Course, the rest of us don't need Viagra, buz. LOL

me neither thats why we took them, try and go for a record.

and see how sore we can get

i would have to be a rich man to pop a viagra for every time i have sex

LOL My dad got a prescription from the doc, and had it filled. When the woman at the pharmacy told him how much it would cost, he about choked.

So what's it like? The viagra, I mean, not banging your gf till she can't walk. Wait, yeah, tell me what that's like too.

i tried the vaigra once but is was after we had just fucked so im not sure if thats why it didnt work or what. prob cuz i have a high tolerance for prescriptions and i only took one pill. this time we got lots

For being a smartass, I hope it gets so sore, it falls off.
I'm lucky. I don't need it (and not because I don't get laid) but if I want it, I can get all the free samples I want from my doctor, no limit.

I think we just found some supplemental income for you, my friend!

Hmmm, would you be an accessory if you sold them to buz and he ended up fucking himself to death?

Only if I can have his old lady as a condition of the terms.

Ready for more tonight?

better start getting stocked up pal

:D

Not tonight baby, I have a headache.

3 way ?

Funny you mention it. I heard that dp cures migraines.

I'm headed to the doc's today. How many do you think will be enough to kill you of a hard-on?

Yep, the sonic boom of my quick lovemaking tends to have that effect. Sorry. And sorry about sliding it in your ass by mistake. :o

i was thinking you and the woman and me but im sure she will strap one on for you and that purdy mouth.

tonight. im posting in advance cuz it will be late when its all over. its our one year anniversary. of the night we first fucked at least. not sure i can re do that night tonight. or ever

I got some last night, how about you buz?

no, i wanted to but she was falling asleep on the couch as i surfed the net. so it never happened even though i was rubbing her snatch with my toes as she slept :D

Yikes, I hope you took of your steel-toe boots before doing that.

yea those pricks come off the second i walk in the door. just a nice clean toe

I hope your dick falls off and you lose your hard-on.

Yeah, and may your feet smell like fish!

that only happened after a taking a sleeping pill when i fell asleep on the gf at that time


not me. she sucks them some times. so i keep the tasty

SHE'S DOING IT WRONG!

its all the same size



:p

got it last night but got shut out 4 to nada

:confused:

she got off 4 times and i didint get to blow a load cuz she got to sensitive.

4 zip shut out win for her

:mad:

My hand rocks my world. That's all I got.

BWAHAHAHA! I hope you didn't waste a viagra on that shit. :D :D :D :D

But hey, just cause the rollercoaster stopped, didn't mean the amusement park closed, did it?

I'll buy you one of them fancy vibrating, pearly rabbits.

let's do it

let's "do it" or let's "do it"?

PM me, girl.

Oh Boon, if only you were a fly on the wall last night. I made major progress. So yes it has been like 7 hours sine I had sex.