I wish i could have met Evel Knievel before he died.

in his last interview he said "...Sure, I was scared. You gotta be an asshole not to be scared. But I beat the hell out of death".

I wish I had a dime for everytime I said "I should not have drank that last beer" !

Do You Think The People Who Live Up My Asshole Freak Out Every Time I Wipe Myself???

I can finally make a pizza.

lucas picked it

Man I love Nomeansno.

the Vietnamese currency is called the "Dong"

If all the people in the world stopped to read this and I just typed nothing and it made no sense in the world and I kept going cause I am in a stream of thought and I just could not stop, even though I know, as I am typing this that it makes no sense, and it really is just a bunch of crap on a page that someone might read does that make me immortal?

Why is it that you can find a double cheeseburger anywhere but nobody's come up with a double decker hot dog?

why yes, it does..