but it's not from you, your mother packs a mean strap-on.

hey, semi-new
 

hey im kinda new here, ive been posting in the "real girls" thread, saw the intro threads, so hey, here i am lol

you know damn well you don't know any real girls, liar!

welcome to the forum!

you need a title
 

I have never joined a site before, I drink alot, I really don't care how clever you think you are because I will defend you even when you say shit that is retarded, i need a home, i lost my dude my best freind tnis year to some kinds brain thing, SUCKED, we spent our lives drinking beer and making fun of people I hope I can continue that here

You do know you don't have to put a title on every post right? Welcome to our house of horrors.

What in fuck are you trying to say here, O' self assumed master of thy mock? Are you claiming to be the unabashed defender of the stupid? Or can't you proofread?


Sorry for your loss but you're annoying.

Funny, I lost a beer-swilling best friend this year to some kind of brain thing.

My sincerest condolences.

Not sure yet if I find you annoying.

I figured i'd intro myself even though most of you know me. :) I'm cute and cuddly. Thats all that really matters!!! :p

i beg to differ, miss. cute, cuddly and has an awesome fucking rack...is all that matters.

Well i figured that was a given in this place! :) plus i do have amazing tits. :p