To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.

Jack Handey

everyone seriously wants my vagina :)

The Devil gives everyone 1 gift! They just have to use it wisely.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Jack Handey

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

That would be some funny shit watching a slinky get caught in an escalator and grinding that bitch to a halt. All the damn mall skanks would be in a panic trying to figure out whether to walk through the overstretched wires or jump over the railings to get to the lower floors.

Blood, Caffeine, Shrill Screams, Estrogen...Glorious Mayhem

Makes me wonder if it's might be sons or the daughters that are asking if you can make it shoot father or farther?

Her name is Kyra Gracie. She is Renzo Gracie's niece and a BADASS grappler...she also happens to be hot as you can see....she also spends quite a bit of time in Lake Forest, CA



Here she is with her cousin Gregor Gracie (on the right)

I don't know, but if she's free Friday night and not dating Omaplata, I'll take her out for burritos and margaritas.