this one was somebody's sig at one time.....

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

Jack Handey

thats why i boycott pants

AIM just took a shit on me.....:mad:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Jack Handey

fuck you

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No prob big man. If you give consent you're getting fucked. Plain and simple.

I would sit here and read all these jack handey posts if I could.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

Jack Handey

what's wrong with the Jack Handey quotes? You can't get any more random than that....:D

go back to begging

just go away