The reply for Shasta :)

The gift of sexual activity--as presented in the Bible--is consistently located only within the context of the marital covenant. Joined to each other within this monogamous covenant, the man and the woman may be naked, and not ashamed [Gen. 2:25]. The consistent witness of the biblical writers is that sexual relations are limited to this covenant relationship. All forms of extra-marital sexual activity are condemned, including premarital sex (fornication). Adultery is expressly forbidden as a particularly dangerous and damaging insult to the marriage and to the glory of God. [Ex. 20:14, Deut. 22:22, 1 Cor. 6:9-10]. At the same time, the husband and wife are ordered to fulfill their marital duties to each other, and not to refrain from sexual union [1 Cor. 7:2-5].

Just as the biblical writers present marital sex as holy and natural, all other forms of sexual activity are presented as condemned and sinful. In addition to adultery and fornication, the Bible expressly forbids homosexuality, bestiality, incest, prostitution, rape, pederasty, and all other forms of sexual deviance and perversity [Lev. 18:22; Rom. 1:26-27; Ex. 22:19; Lev. 18:23; Lev. 18:6-18; 1 Cor. 5:1-13; Ex. 2:16-17; Prov. 7:1-27].

When my sisters and I were little,my mom used to tell us that brocolli's were actually mini tree's.

She did this,so we would eat it.....

It worked.lol

ummm....hey baby (in my best Butthead voice) "I got a tree in my pants"

:D :D :D

So, two girls CAN get it on...cause it says, "a man shall not lay with another man as he does his wife"

BTW, if you also look at those bible quotes, women would not be allowed to wear pants!!!

So the old timers had it right after all

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Jack Handey

Thank God!
 

After catching up to two days of posts I'm glad SOMEONE commented on all that sanctimonious bullshit in that sequence of posts!

hmm kinda like a Sixx AM lyric...good stuff

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

Jack Handey

Fairy Oddparents ROCKS!!