Pretty sure this is a joke

you taking about Bruce Willis who is supposed to be playing the original G.I. Joe?

Sorry to don the 'know it all' cap again, but it was quite the manufactured scandal over here

The 'dad' shown is actually 13, but looks about 10. he supposedly knocked up this fucking ugly 15 year old slapper, and they were in the tabloids posing for really awkward pictures and he's all like 'I don't care what people say, it's my baby and I'm going to be a good father'.

Turns out he wasn't the father, it was just the 15 year old slapper was such a mattress back she couldn't remember how many penises-on-legs she'd slept with.

The original article

And the final outcome

I knew about the kid. Didn't know he wasn't actually the father though

The biggest clue was in the Sun article. Even though they never verbally vilified him, they made several references to how young he was/is. One of the things that they pointed out was that his voice hadn't broken yet.

Obviously those at the Sun aren't that clued up about the chances of siring an offspring when your balls hadn't even dropped yet

I never cared enough to read a full article. Never read The Sun either.

Weirdest thing today. I was on the train, the guy next to be me was reading The Sun finishes it then pulls out from his bag thousand page Atlas Shrugged. Such a weird combination

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91Z0vWVej3I

Well that's....odd

This doesn't seem right