Wish I could say I would hire you Amy, but, alas, I can't.

I was terminated from my job today.

Guess it is time to work on my writing skills for Job Applications!

Aw shit man, sorry to hear that.

Any prospects?

Aw, BC...that sucks! I wish you the best in finding a new one.

Funny you asked! I was gonna see it there were any positions open in the DSF Family!

I do have a few places I can check out, so I should not be jobless for very long. I have some good experience points, so that is gonna help.

Its thomas' job to push my face into the pillow

come to Cleveland.. we'll be needing a laborer. Ours is going back to college. J/K... sorry to hear that, dude. My thoughts are with you.

BC, I told you to stop dressing like a hooker for meetings with your boss!


(too soon?) You know how I feel. Don't think everyone here wants to be bored by my confidence in you, how lovable you are, which means everyone likes you. And how much a monkey you can be which means you make everyone smile! And while this doesn't speak of my faith in you (I just know the things that can happen with places like that) I have your resume fairly up to date for you. Need to add a few recent dates and items but that's quick n easy. I'll do that first thing tomorrow.

I'm sry that's awful.

Maybe you can have my job, I fucked up today and may have caused a loss of $1,500 to the company. : )

that's terrible! i was recently unemployed...no fun. hope someone picks you up fast! too bad there's not a job using photoshop to make funny pics.

I would never subject you to work without pay. You have a family to support.