I always keep a tube of it on me, I put it on people's drinks at work. Loads of fun.

Or beat them with a sock full of nickles. Just saying is all.

liar, you only put it on when you gotta go to the boss for a raise...

Nope, I don't get raises, I get bonuses. I do ok salary wise but the bonuses is where its at.

as for the orajel, I will have started keeping distilled vinegar in a bottle at work, and drop a couple shots in my employee's drink every now and then just to watch them spit it out. I hate spitters. I am glad you swallow.

leaves bruises, that can come back on you, orajel is cheap and no one can see it, but the kids know it's there.

you only have one testicle!!






ok, i got nuthin'

My one nut is bigger than your baby-peen!!! So SUCK IT!!

have you no mercy?

One time I went to a party and my friends brothers friend look at me and said how old is she and he said oh she's 16 and he said, niiccceee.


He was 24


I was really 18