Sad thing is, my dad would probably buy 2 of them.

http://store.theonion.com/gift-box-v...zer-p-145.html
Sorry, it's available!

Nah...its an empty box you can buy as a joke to put a real gift in.

Product description:
"No, the products aren't real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in this gift box, and watch as the recipient struggles to feign enthusiasm for a hat-affixed organizer pocket. Or take joy as their faces fall upon realizing there is no such thing as a Visorganizer—just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy."

hahah thats fucking brilliant, i wonder if they ship to the UK, its my buddies birthday soon:D

This is great...Cinnamon Ring!!!! HAHAHAHA

Doggie style.... Hell yeah!!!!... Wait...69....Hell Yeah!!!.... I'm confused...