Hey. They prefer interspecies erotica. Okay fucko?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJQ0EV4bWH0

for those who don't get the reference

In WA at least the cruelty to animals question was solved via a balancing test - basically, was the animal small enough that your dick hurt it. Chickens and hamsters probably out. Horses and cows, probably okay, except if it were my massive elephant weiner doing the banging. But ultimately, they just went ahead and decided that the animals couldn't consent, so you couldn't fuck them. Sadly, that's the same logic applied to drunken sorority girls.

In communist Russia, you don't drink the water, the taps drink the water.