Pendragon *slaps you all with a trout*

How is that for old skool? :rolleyes:

WTF?!?!.....everyone go to sleep or what?

oh, I bet your all fapping to the granny porn I just posted....

i shoudnt be awake

this post after shasta was such a coincidence

the boss came into my office and said "we'll need to sit down and talk later"

fuck.

too much time spent on dsf

maybe you're getting a raise?

you can always hope....

or fired. In that case shit on his desk.

put his chapstick in your vagina!

I def. spend too much time on DSF, however he has no way on knowing, the company is clueless when it comes to monitoring computers, considering I purchased and set my own up when I started.

The warehouse manager quit this morning. This angers me because:

He gets the coffee in the morning
He buys lunch…..everyday
He knows the most about the functioning of the website, the servers and the business software. After him, I know the most. Which now means I know the most out of everyone here. Which means every problem with any of the above will now be directed toward me.
With no one to run the warehouse, the boss will NEVER take a vacation.

So possibly I will be taking on more duties and get a raise! But the warehouse manager is also the son of the owner/boss. He gets pissed and leaves once a month. But this time his Daddio came into the office and told the accountant to remove him from payroll and insurance so we'll see how long it lasts...


Me coming into work everyday to sit on DSF and use his money to buy some billboards and radio ads is enough satisfaction for me. But maybe I'd considering pissing in his coffee when he's not looking.

random useless junk
 

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years of age or older

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum

The king of hearts is the only king with no mustache

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

Josh Harmony, 180 nosegrind

The plastic on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined

Marilyn Monroe had six toes

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public

Walt Disney was afraid of mice

Pearls melt in vinegar

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married

The three most valuable brand names on Earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases

Turtles can breathe through their butts