Hey Jesus Martinez,
This may surprise you, but I actually have only recently checked out your forums as I wasn't able to check them out at work as access denied, but somehow was able to read your step categories. When not at work I just never thought about checking out the forums and I have no clue why.
I enjoy what you post and I am entertained by it's content. I'm a 32 y/o white male. I live in Orange County, CA and I manage to hold down a decent job somehow despite the fact that I am killing myself too just like you, but just not with alcohol. When I hit my 30's and never changed much I realized I failed at life and from what I understand you seem to deserve a fan like me. Keep up the great work and I look forward to reading your future work.
Also, listen to your fucking doctor and exercise so your fat ass doesn't die and you take away something that gets me through my workday, because that's how my life works.

Welcome Sara enjoy the place and get posting, we are not a bad bunch, and if you have a special requests for me just Pm me ;) I mean for the games i post of course :D

hi

i have been around the forum for a while but this is my first post. i hope to contribute some music and give back because i have taken so much good stuff from here. thanks to all the guys uploading thier music collections.
this place is great.

Im Bender.I joined a while back,but this is my first time posting.Love the site and I hope to post much more in the future.

The name comes from my favorite cartoon Futurama and the fact that I go on the occasional bender.:D

occasional=1 per day

welcome everyone...check your sanity at the door please.

Hey,

Stumbled upon this site when looking for porn, and liked the self deprecation and slut bashing so decided to skip the masturbation for some celeb smut. Followed the links to the forum and POW here I am. I read through the funny shit and then registered when I got tired of not seeing the thumbnails people posted. My name is Chase, and this definitely ISN'T my site, but I like it anyways.

could you be a more cliched pledge? look out man your popped collar is a little limp today

lmao
 

I am a girl and honey you have got no game to spit.I know the kind of guy you are but you are funny to laugh at none the less.None of us are impressed obviously! Sorry admin but I had to say something back I am a mouthy bitch lol.

Thanks
 

Thanks I might have a game I am looking for here soon after I beat Mercenaries 2 that I found on a torrent.Lol it did come out wrong but I understand what you were saying anyway.

he wants the game requests, but it want the boobies.