i realized i didn't post here when i first signed up a few weeks ago.

i'm punjab. i like football and porno and books about war. i can fuck hard or i can fuck like, really gently. i live in dallas. i keep an online blog, just like everyone else on the interwebs.

i thought the "very special" episode of diff'rent strokes where dudley and arnold got tricked into the back of the bike store was hilarious. i think schneider from one day at a time was an underappreciated pimp. i believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve, and i believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

one day i will successfully trick my wife into butt sex. either that or force it. i always wanted bluto to kick popeye's ass, even though olive oyl is an anorexic slag.

i celebrate take a worm for a walk week and have won the previous two all-valley karate championships. i strike first, strike hard, and have no mercy.

i work at the max during the school year and at the malibu sands beachclub over the summer.

when i masturbate, i ejaculate millions of little michael phelps-es.

First of all, "adrain" is a common mispelling of "adrian" for people not named adrian.

Second, college? Giimme a break. The grammar, spelling and typing illustrated in the post are remedial at best.

I call fake.

I'm so sick of fakes.

Welcome Punjab,and thanks for the description of your fucking skills.

Hope you get your wish,and that your wife will have "butt sex" with
you soon!

Edit: But raping your wife isn't cool,so if she won't have "butt sex" with you,then just hire an escort.

You sound Special

you need a hug, everythings gonna be ok :)

Promise? ;)

of course, now come here and let me reassure you

another newbie
 

Hey I am Sara and I actually have been coming here a while without registering because I didn't see many girls in the beginning on here. I enjoy the games on here as well.

Welcome Sara, I hope you enjoy your stay here!

welcome:)