Snowmen are illegal aliens. However the elves are.

Sure do, and she's a real go'er.

im ready to walk the 20 ft to the liqour store and start, my hand is crushing my phone and im trying not to launch it thru my front window im so mad and irrate

'Sup dude?

I guess I am old school in not living by my cell phone.

I could give a shit less if mine gets washed and dried. Could all stem from that fact I hate talking to people.

I could care less if BC gets sick of it...you keep doin it cuz it's providing me with fun stuff to use on him!!! Thanks Mick!


Those words could be used for so many actions!!

BC...I cannot believe you're trying to share our most secret things on here for the world to see!! Oh...wait, guess those bar patrons all know those secrets so it's ok to share them here right? Which time? The time you pulled my dress down during Harley week? The time I got tossed up on stage to make out with a chick I didn't know while the band took a break? Or the numerous times the "Jim Beam Hat 'O' Fun" caused you to do funny things in front of everyone? Or the time that due to being drunk enough to partake in the 'hat' I told the pretty boy lead singer who was checking his make up in the bar's only bathroom to GTFO or watch me piss cuz I wasn't waiting while he did his eyeliner?"

That's for damn sure and you know what? I love you for it!!! Being too nice, I'd walk all over your ass and then I'd no longer respect you. Now, I know that I walk all over your ass only because you let me and that if I push too far, you'll push back! And I respect that. So keep on being not nice!

I actually prefer chicks in leotards, but dudes in tights are a close second. Pen looks good in them...:p

We gotta see pics of this, post 'em in the funny pics thread!

I'm thinking liberals would argue they're not aliens because they were constructed here but conservatives would argue they are aliens because they were born far offshore when the moisture first coalesced into a cloud.