Glad to see you back Nesta...you look gorgeous as always. ;) :)

thanks to all. but those are old pics i just have saved on my computer, because right now im looking much too skinny/grungy/stressed.

where's she buried?

i am new and bored so i am posting a photo of myself.

this is me:

You're okay... for a girl.

When does UltraSuperMegaMechagrrrl get here ?

OMG Katy Perry is that you? I knew you couldn't resist Jesus Martinez's hatred for you. And by hatred, he means his love for you. Since he loves you do a great favor and get naked for all of us so we may worship you.

i'm here. and i'm at work. and i wanna kill myself.

He's an old man.....he's probably sleeping right now - so if you're looking for Quagmire to talk you off the ledge, this might not end well.


Welcome. Is it wrong that I've pictured my ejaculate running down that stainless steel fridge.....and then taking a swig of the water in that mason jar to quench my post-sex thirst? Probably so.


And welcome back Nesta. Sheesh. You're like, perfectly adorable and stuff.

Two pretty brunettes posting in a row....let's keep this trend alive.

Nesta, I don't know you, but Hello gorgeous!

And Welcome and again, Hello gorgeous!

Welcome!

You know I did wonder.........

during karaoke at old job...



newcastle gangstaaaa...


racin lawnmowers and drinkin...

Me.

You're way too young to be on here. Have the fireman take you home.

ahahahahahahhaha!

i like the look of disapproval you're givin' us. can i see your tits?

i think you are a guy just want some attention...

And most of us think you're just a moron.

Tits or gtfo?

i've shown mine now show us yours!

Lucas finally sent me a photo of himself!

Figured I may as well if I am going to hang around here.

This was the most recent picture I had on my computer that didn't completely suck. The hair is longer now, but it doesn't make me any easier to look at.

Fucking hell I love a confident man...how do you keep the women off you, Newports. :D

Stop being a debbie downer...you look great. ;)

With a name like Newports I thought you'd be... what, I'm not going to say it or something.

"more well-endowed"???

Uh, yeah, that's what I meant...

It happens. It's just an inside joke between my friends and I, I don't even smoke actually.

I guess it's one of those things that you can't really explain.

I know what you mean, it's hard to explain to my friends that I have a 14" cock, they just don't seem to believe me.

I'll take your word for it.

Oh, ok... ... ... you don't want a picture?

PHOOOOOOTOOOOO CHOOOOOOPPPEED!

Nah, I'll pass, thanks.

Nay.

neigh?

Fuck me, you're not kidding are you?

No sir.

Hey man, nice tits.

Here's a picture of my son and I as I teach him how to survive in the wild.



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